Kharbo

loud chewers are so fucking funny you can tell they actually think they’re getting to see the gates of heaven

trying to write the most evil character they can conceive of but they can’t keep up with the level of the actual president’s depravity

starts with P and we all love it

“i asked chat gpt” okay well i took 6 benadryl & asked the hatman

You’ll be at the lowest point of ya life and someone gon say “go to the gym” nigga FUCK you

hey rhythm game charters if the song repeats a section, you are morally obligated to copy+paste and MIRROR it. YOU HAVE TO MIRROR WHAT YOU CHARTED!!!

"this shit ain't nothing to me man" actually does help me get through the day sometimes. Thank you Dracula

new slang: PEMDAS please excuse my dope ass swag

one thing about ben starr you can always trust him to be the most unhinged person in the room lmao

do they make nightlife for 25 yr olds who don't have a lot of money and are also a little socially awkward

When I was little we used to take wiffle ball bats and swing at them when they were lighting up so the glowy part stuck to the bat. Have to imagine they’re making a comeback since I retired from that.

i OnLy UsE yOu To DoWnLoAd ChRoMe

Dear Apple keyboard, “were” is an actual word. Thanks.

Gonna ace this exam

sex is cool but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims 😭

men love to show you a youtube video. it is a sign of deep respect in their culture

u grown as hell leave that tomato on yo burger

i hate poops that sneak up on you not too long after you shower. like i just got my hole squeaky clean. why are you doing this to me