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@fuckjamir @sliitttt

Oomfs titties so fuckin big bruh

i be like “oomf” and im talking about my best friend

girl Whatever

im like a pure bred dog that someone bought off facebook for $5000 But then took me home and found out im actually just a Mutt

just tied my little brothers first tie im so sad like oh my god thats my son 😭😭

didn’t wanna drink tonight but i miss my moviestarplanet boyfriend like a mfer

Sorry about my tweets sometimes I’m just bored

some people will do crack cocaine before they drink a diet soda its so unserious

@hollowtearss Watch out 👀

@pawcide hnhnhnhnhnhhnhnhnhnhnhnhhnhnhnhnhn🍆💦

found out hn means hell no i thought everyone was just moaning when they didnt like something

ive had the same phone number for 8 years man anyone be hitting me up

@homelikenoplace he’s done it again.. f*cking genius

time to find the love of my life

i relapsed on mitski

nothing is ever over with a man he just texts you “hey” 6 months later

mmm grilld chees

@slimsickoh I’ll allow studs to eat butt

@pawcide what lesbians supposed to do

theres really girls out here eating butt dude im so f*cking scared

@slimsickoh No I truly believe eating butt is for boys only

@pawcide Is this one of those you attract what you’re scared of jokes

@tifalily Well in that case 👀 maybe it ain’t so bad…