Wait...what?😷

@JamesPurefoy They are tearing down this beautiful theater. I grew up here, my family and I worked here. So sad!

I can't win...first it's my back with a pinched nerve, now I have to go in for an emergency procedure because my dialysis access is clotted up.

@DeRushaJ Do you think we should go back to the #BudGrant days: Players not playing wear suits, hair short and neat, do celebrating on sidelines, get the job done first.

@TheBradSherwood Shenanigator: A person who instigates shenanigans.

@HillbillyHighl1 Don't you think @alyankovic should do a parody of #BetteDavisEyes, and call it "Marty Feldman Eyes? That would be hysterical! C'mon Al...how 'bout it?

I would SO hang this in a place of prominence.

Authorities in New Jersey are offering a $10,000 reward and have enlisted the help of the FBI in the search for 14-year-old Jashyah Moore. Jashyah went missing 3 weeks ago in East Orange. #JashyahMoore newyork.cbslocal.com/2021/11/05/jas…

Haven't been sleeping well the past 3 nights, so...3 nippy bottles worth of Bailey's Irish Creme over ice, and I'm ready for beddy-bye. It was certainly tasty!

@johnpavlovitz Chicken in a Biscuit crackers. They don't taste the same as when I was a kid.

Name something that was better when you were younger.

@joncoopertweets Send me a note when you settle in your new country!

If a Trump supporter told you they were fed up with Democrats and President Biden and wanted to LEAVE the country… What would you tell them?

@orangepeel18 Nope.

@XLfeet I don't know...I think the kitty is "sneaking" purrfectly.

#AdviceFromYourCat You really need new sneakers.

@JettimusMaximus Japan

@mariana057 Ugh....🤣🤣

When a meteorologist calls in sick...do they hire a temp??

@BestRecipesUK Yes Please!

Just made a delicious Greek Orange Syrup Cake. Would you like the recipe? 😊

@TheDailyEdge @GOP Good. Name #MattMcCloskey the father on the birth certificate, and drop the baby at his house and let him raise it.

@millyscot1 I know. So wait until the end of November.😁🦃 I can't stand continuous Christmas carols starting Nov 1st til New Years.

@khat_nip But we don’t do #Thanksgiving over here

Is it this time yet? Oh pretty please? 🎄🎅🏽🎄☃️🎄☃️🎄🎅🏽🎄

@amyklobuchar Phoslo (brand name) is $300 for a 30 day supply. Generic Calcium Acetate is $40 for 500 pills. Kidney failure patients need this as it's a phosphorus blocker.

Insulin. Cancer treatments. Medications for chronic pain or asthma. They should all be affordable.

@EricGrogu @orangepeel18 What an idiot!! How old is he anyway? I hope he's thoroughly mortified as this goes viral.

@millyscot1 Good job Scarlet! 🎃

She’s looking pretty pleased with herself

@RexChapman Nope, no way, not on yer Nellie!