Ahmed A. Alkhair

Reminder guys, restarting doesn't work on life supporting machines

Just had a brief moment of cowboy standoff between myself in boxers and undershirt and the @Talabat delivery guy in full winter fit and face mask!

لا تتوقف عن النشر فصمتك خيانة

#FreePalestine Retweet!

@kreator did you guys seriously release an album out of phase ?!

My reverse parking makes up for my shitty personality

Me walking into the gym: life is good Me walking out: Fuck CrossFit

Welcome to the Fuck Stand where we're always out

A familiar face A comforting voice A good vibe

We fail to try another day. #CrossFit

Nothing brings me more misery like picking up a new hobby

@Myrnz One day... One day You'll share with the world more than just the beautiful nails and Happy Feet...

Feeling festive 💅

Unpopular opinion:- If you want to sound like a proper English, speak slowly and like a retard. Want to sound Irish? Throw a hint of indian into the mix.

The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference..

Way too early to sleep, way too dark to go out!

Quote of the day: don't take criticism from someone you won't ask advice from.

...... And some problems tend to solve themselves.

@AmyAlshaikh What happened?

Her: don't call me a bitch World: but you are a bitch!

Me: you lost weight Her: thank you 🥰 Me: this wasn't a compliment!