Khrezner

Top 10 PH when ko kaya matatabihan si @angeloweeee 🤗

He really NEEDED that water ❤️‍🩹

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

The year is 2030. Vitality have bought out Alfajer and Milan from Fnatic the previous years. They have spent millions of dollars into various medical breakthroughs, including the cure for long covid, as they successfully sign superpowered Leo in their team. Moreover, they sink an even larger sum into cutting edge AI technology, creating the world's first VCT AI trained on Fnatic's 2023 season, Mini-GPT. The legal consequences of this are still being fought in court. Despite this, they refuse to buy out Boaster, whose buyout (and reportedly net worth) is a staggering £10. Fnatic meet vitality in the lower bracket. And despite everything vitality has done, boaster shows up on stage doing the gangnam style with crashies, as the rest of their team (rookies from tier 2) filter in. The vitality roster is stiff and focused, not a laugh in sight. The rest of fnatic are trying to find a way to back out (from the embarrassing dance, not from vitality). The match is hard fought. But in the end, the dust settles, and fnatic eliminate vitality once again, boaster twerking as he fistbumps his former teammates.

My therapist once said: The reason you're staying in bed for hours without sleeping, wearing the same clothes for days, and craving isolation even when you feel lonely is because your body is coping with overwhelming stress so it's shutting down to save energy and create a sense of safety. If you needed to hear that, maybe this account can help.

Somewhere in the world right now a kid is sitting in an internet cafe on his 9th ranked game today cracked monitor. one missing key. paying by the hour. hasn't eaten since morning because the food money went to game time. and he will hit your peak rank in half the games it took you you're sitting at home with a $2000 setup. dual monitors. mechanical keyboard. gaming chair that costs more than his family's rent. 144hz. fiber internet. every advantage imaginable. and you're hardstuck gold watching a youtube guide on "how to freeze a wave" meanwhile this kid doesn't know what a freeze is. he knows what killing is. he loads in and fights. every game. every lane. every second. no guides. no tier lists. no reddit threads about optimal rune pages. just VIOLENCE. he's not thinking about the meta. he's not checking ugg before champ select. he's not asking his duo "should i go lethal tempo or pta" he already locked in and he's already looking for the first blood you have every resource in the world and you're using it to overthink yourself into a 49% winrate he has a cracked screen and a dream and he's climbing faster than you because he doesn't have the luxury of playing scared time is literally money for him. every game costs something. so every game MEANS something. every game has urgency. every game is played like it's his last. you get unlimited games for free and you treat every single one of them like it doesn't matter that's why you're hardstuck it was never about the setup. never about the guides. never about the champion tier list. it's about how badly you actually want it and right now that kid in the internet cafe wants it more than you Study the Saskio way

sa philippines, legends lang nakakaalam

When I’m playing ranked and the IGL starts using big words like “contact” or “execute”

@mauivlr light work pa yan HAHAHA

ggs ya

Counter-Strike LAN party in the mountains

You need to believe in your ability to climb in League of Legends if you knew 1000% you were going to hit Masters this season you wouldn't tilt after one loss. you wouldn't switch champions after a bad game. you wouldn't give up when things get hard. you'd play every game like it's just another step on a path you've already walked the player who KNOWS he's going to climb doesn't panic when he drops a division. doesn't question his champion. doesn't care what his team does because in his mind it's already done. the rank is inevitable. every game is just collecting what's already his the player who HOPES he's going to climb tilts at everything. every loss is a crisis. every bad teammate is proof the universe is against him. every demotion is a reason to quit same game. same server. same LP. completely different experience self belief in League isn't "i'm going to carry every game" it's "no matter what happens in this game i'm going to be fine" that quiet confidence changes EVERYTHING about how you play. your trades get cleaner because you're not scared. your decisions get faster because you're not second guessing. your mental stays unbreakable because one game doesn't define you fear makes you play small. belief makes you play like a killer stop hoping you'll climb. start knowing Study the Saskio way

Not the dog tryna explain how to throw the sandal to his owner 😭🤣

tears that fall speak to the future overflowing emotions make flowers bloom

FUN BREAK: China’s creativity never stops A new trick for slacking off in the office! You can’t even notice anything wrong with it! 🤣

Shame her & id1ots like her till they can't be shamed no more. The more you people make excuses for sh1t like this, mas magkakaroon ng dahilan at lakas ng loob ang mga tao na tularan siya. Enough of this kumbaya energy. Kaya tayo nasa kangkungan lahat e.

apparently everyone with a .5kd in NA is rich, 6'1, has a job that makes more than your entire bloodline, and peaked immortal 3 in 2022 so they don't have to try

This is Burek. Not a real dog, just this Polish puppeteer's marionette. But the pups have zero clue - they're sniffing, chasing and nuzzling him like he's pack. Fooled 'em good, still the cutest thing.

The way pup avoids all the puddles x.com/MarchFilms/sta…

Alysa Liu recently went viral for her Teen Vogue rant on the Yoru/Waylay meta. "It's crazy that you have one agent that can just dash in, slow someone and then TP out free, meanwhile you have this blue haired dude just tping on me and killing me while I'm still slowed. Riot need to fix this."