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@maryarchived This seems like a bad take. I don’t have a child but clearly that little girl in the game needs protection. Protecting children is society’s number one priority. Anyone that would hurt a child is a monster

lots of strange reactions to this game. let’s clear some things up: childless men do not have paternal instincts the way that childless women have maternal instincts (we observe this even in the way little girls play vs. little boys). men first experience paternal instincts once they have their own children - and typically, those paternal instincts are only ever felt for their own children, and no one else’s. men are not nurturers. men don’t gush over cute kids in public. men don’t have baby fever. if a man wants to possess a child for any reason other than it being a product of his own lineage, he is likely a predator. and you’d be taking the feminist/radical gender abolitionist position to protest any of the above points. this should explain why a “dad simulator” game marketed to mostly childless men gives people the creeps.

@NUCLRGOLF @TWlegion @golfnjokes 4 is the answer. And why would you not use a tee?!? That’s a silly answer

⛳️🏌️ Your answer to this question will say a lot about you as a golfer… 🤔 (Via: @golfnjokes)

@JimHHartsell @ArranGolf @ShiskineGolf 27 holes is the perfect amount of golf

12 holes is the perfect amount of golf 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@reddit_lies Take the children away from those mentally ill scumbags

@TalkBirdie2Mee I don’t get it. At all. Fitz loves Harbor Town and is a good dude. Why the hate?!?

Was on 18 for the final group and playoff, absolute scenes. But the USA chants are TERRIBLE. What’re we doing???? This isn’t the Ryder Cup No love for Fitzpatrick when he has a literal Harbour Town lighthouse head cover is sad. I get the Scottie love, but should be similar

@NoLayingUp 100%. It’s so embarrassing and we need to stop that behavior

I have no idea what Matt Fitzpatrick has done to get treated like he's prime Ian Poulter from the galleries but it's really unnecessary.

@audavidb I agree with you. Why behave like that? I’m an avid golf fan located in the US and I am embarrassed

United States golf fans are the worst

@BrianAtlas She is a 4 at best. And considering she isn’t showing her body, she is a fatty without a doubt

Is it BAD for society that average (at best) looking women don’t find average men attractive? This chubby average girl wants the following: - Super hot - smart - obsessed with her - liberal LOL. Hoeflation is CRAZY in the big 2026.

@Messinadress1 You really really wanna make everyone gender confused don’t you. Just say that next time weirdo

@DiscussingFilm Let me guess: white Christian males are all bad.

Jessica Chastain says Apple will finally release her new political thriller series ‘THE SAVANT’ this year. • Originally was going to premiere in September 2025 but was postponed after the assassination of Charlie Kirk. • The series follows an undercover investigator who infiltrates hate groups online to detect & prevent domestic extremists before they act. (Source variety.com/2026/tv/column…)

@RKNY716 @GolfDigest You make a good point but I think the Masters is partially so magical because it’s the unofficial start of golf season for like half the country.

@GolfDigest Ok, probably an unpopular answer but it's mine soooooo, The U.S. Open & The Open. I personally think The Masters has become boring. I get it....history, the green jacket, Jack, Arnie, Tiger but really it's gotten boring. Again, it's MY opinion so it's not wrong. 🤫

Choose wisely. 👀

@GolfDigest Masters and The Open. Most history and most elite. This is the only acceptable answer

@MrkItsme94772 She has a butter face

Brie Larson at 36 is unreal.

@DodoMolinari @ArccosGolf for the win!

This morning a new era in the world of golf analytics secretly began for a very small and selected group of players… 👀 #staytuned

@AntiWokeMemes Dr Pepper

Dr. Gregory House

@ButlerCabin1894 I’m a 5 so I can’t be a gearhead?!? Man the rules of golf are hard to follow.

Being a gearhead with an index above 3 is conduct unbecoming This is like a fat whale at the gym worried about micronutrients and niche aspects of fitness Get the main levers right

@Bemho24 @GavinRBlair It’s elite

@GavinRBlair Go with the raspberry if it’s available ❤️

Best golf course snack if you ask me!

@pivot_tables If you play with a range ball, you should be kicked off the course

That is a range ball

@reddit_lies You’re* not your. Then saying to use a dictionary is wild as they need one themselves

Average reddit thread

@InternetH0F I had a woman compliment my outfit a year ago. Whenever I’m sad, I think of that 3 seconds that it makes me happy.