Ryosuke Takahashi 🛸 🇷🇼

*Twitter for IPhone*

@afreecainlove With the Knicks** 💀💀

@kidd_stef And 2 time finals MVP. Also known as the GOAT

this can’t be, we need to do better and we should soon 🤞🏾💆🏾‍♂️

@LandryRN C’est le Gabon wallah

@kidd_stef Mais on est ou la 😂💀

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

Anxiety tip: Next time you cringe over some embarrassing moment you had years ago try to remember other people's embarrassing moments. You can’t can you? That’s because you’re the only embarrassing human to exist, everyone else is always thinking about how cringey you are.

@wendy_carterJr the most effective laxative in the morning , I heard 🌚💀

Actually this economy is a good reason to do so! Nvm

tumblr developed a humor style that I've never seen work elsewhere and I'm still losing my shit over this specifically

Black people trying to buy groceries, Taiwanese Christians trying to worship, and elementary school kids trying to go to class. One week.

@mhinganzima @rugema_virgile that’s your take , he didn’t mention him 🌚

@kidd_stef I figure as much. But also that's where tonton @rugema_virgile lives.

Me: Kid, we're going to France this summer. Kid: Pitié, pas à Paris, je déteste Paris! Me: whuut ?? Why? Kid: it's ugly and I saw a rat dans le métro. Let's go back to Bordeaux, i love Bordeaux. Me: lol

still manage to defend the nonsense, Learn to accept criticism to improve your work

Paul George might go down as one of the most underrated players of all time. Im tryna think of one flaw in his game and can’t come up with anything with all due respect.

all that stressing about things you can’t change neither control.

Hey guys I’m so thrilled to announce that I’ll no longer be thinking! This has been a lifelong goal, and I’m so grateful to everyone who helped get me here

@officialsabaka way too serious, cursed with consciousness, many of us worry about everything,
but mostly about what all the others think.

Do you ever feel like you're in a play? Except u're the only one that knows it's a play? And everyone is just playing the role they think they're supposed to play, because that's what you do? And you're like,hey, this is just a play, we don't have to do and maybe we shouldn't.

En vrai je suis persuadée que la plupart des hommes haïssent les femmes mais d'une manière, s'ils avaient pas besoin de nous pr subvenir à leurs envies sexuelles ils feraient rien avec nous. On les intéresse même pas en tant qu'humains.

bookmarks are like those pictures of notes written on the board that you know you may never read.