Hannah Dylan

“Mommy and Daddy why are you like liquid?” First words of the day, how does one even respond?

Mom “holy smokes” ... without missing a beat, Hannah “you could say Holy Hotdog.” Yes, yes you could.

“Mom, the cat looked at me this morning and distracted me from sleeping so that’s why I woke up.”

Pizza for dinner, what could be better ... “Mom, this is too much pizza for a little girl like me!”

“Mom, can you show me some sympathy?”

Today is an evening edition “you don’t want to get stuck in a black hole mummy!! Because black holes turn into, worm holes and worm holes turn into white holes.” Great bedtime advice 🤣🤣

6:50 am, “Mom, will the earth keep spinning and spinning forever and ever? Aliens only like to eat candy and are green humanoids!”