VI CT OR

Everything was captured on camera except pele 1000 goals 😭😭😭😭

Let’s start from the fake president.

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Bruno Fernandes is our Player of the Season for the Premier League 2025/2026. 🇵🇹💫

Carrick came and went on a winning Run Keane: well it’s nothing big, he needs to do more Carrick wins 13/17 finish 3rd, make UCL Keane: he has done nothing, he doesn’t deserve the job. What has he done to deserve it? Bitter old fool

@IT_CYBERGUY @Inspector_khay1 @abokinorthside My Mtn Mifi has been shit tho. Illd do 75gb there and still have to do data on my phone cos the phone is faster, most times the Mifi won’t work and illd be wondering if I’m out of data, illd check balance and see 50gb.

@Inspector_khay1 @abokinorthside For one , you won’t get a reasonable bandwidth . Nigerian Mifi only work the first week and they stop working ( they become slow ) Some don’t work well with in some areas.. I have used all of them this are the last two I got.. Trash

MTN 5G Pocket MiFi comes with 120GB

Lmaoooo! No one congratulates cheating bastards.

“Day in day out, they are borrowing money with no single infrastructure to show the government of Nigeria is working. That rice wey dem give you today, you go suffer for 4 years" Tired Nigerian youths warn their compatriots.

Tomorrow is Children’s Day, but we have many children in the bush. A teacher was beheaded. But no word from Aso Rock. No word from the police. Nigeria is a scary place, this broke my heart. WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING? 💔💔

A police officer conducting 'stop and search' seized their v!brator, saying it was taken as an 'exhibit' 💔💔

What is disturbing about citizens coming out to protest hardship? Are you a fool?

JUST IN: 497 ‘stranded’ Nigerians have just returned from Niger Republic. APC never ceases to amaze me.

By your logic, lack of clinical attackers denied Ozil the assist record right? Let’s go to school shall we? Mesut Ozil’s highest assist in a league season: Real Madrid: 17 Arsenal: 19 At Real Madrid, he played alongside “clinical attackers” such as Cristiano Ronaldo, Karim Benzema, Gonzalo Higuain, Angel Di Maria and Kaka. Would you also say that a lack of clinical attackers prevented him from breaking the assist record in La Liga as well? Also, the Premier League record for big chances created is held by Bruno Fernandes and Kevin De Bruyne (33). So if a lack of clinical finishers supposedly stopped Ozil from breaking the assist record, does that logic also apply to his big chance creation numbers as well? If the stats hurt your argument, it’s not the stats that are wrong. You often argue with emotions than logic and it will continue to hurt you.

Carter Efe met a Scottish girl who told him she doesn’t wear wigs and would never do BBL or plastic surgery Carter Efe then told her he’s the son of the Nigerian president and that he moves with a lot of escorts 😂 But she got angry because “escort” means moving with a lot of girls

All the guests were shocked 😂

How come prophecy never comes that says - Give your sister/brother money - Give your parents money - Give your friend money - Give your neighbour downstairs money It’s ALWAYS ‘Give the church money and watch God will do for you’ Abi shey all of una just stupid naturally ni ?

“I think that, for democracy to flourish, only people who can accept the pain of rigging - sorry, defeat - should participate in an election.” Happy new year to you, Dear Rotimi Amaechi.

This kids are really still out in the forest under this rainy cold nights. What an evil world!

Oyo teachers and the school children are still in captivity.

A government that can’t even fake sympathy at least for election purpose is who you are supporting for another 4 years?????? Walahi you are insane!