kidneyyummer

Deadpool the all powerful and immortal and yet the gentle and delicate, winged-horned horse. I love him with all my heart #Deadpool #Art

@topgunlover334 I have sitcom anxiety

i am comically depressed

Putting underscores in the empty spaces of a slur makes me read it like you said it

Imade one so good..... Sucking my own cock rn

I dont like how the new family guy episodes are trying to cater to the left and the gays and shit. We liked you guys because what you were saying was ridiculous bullshit, we don't want your old half-assed attempts at seeming "woke" and one of us

They had Quagmire cooking straight up bullshit lol

Share an image pop base. Share. An. Image.

That shit was muscle memory lol

Well into the night too like you're so drunk you can't even speak but yeah no gotta have your fancy drink 😭😭😭😭 Please

Everyone is drinking beers but you decided to order a malibu pineapple. We all noticed it you little pansy

I want a fucking burger so bad I might explode

I don't dream anymore I just flash images inside my mind and wake up knowing

@MikeyFromMars_ Your twink era has been birthed

Decided to get rid of all my facial hair, and the smoothness of my face combined with my current hairstyle has me looking more twinkish than I ever have in my entire life

more doodles

I have something to tell yall Quagmire amab intersexual..... Ouuughhh.... Oouughhhh... Ooouughh I knowwwwwww

wish i could tweet this a second time

And I knew there is no bone there, that's frankly the point. It hurts so much there might as well be

When you go to move your septum piercing but it's glued in the hole with snot it feels like you'll rip the bone off

My mom, seeing the Quagmire toilet gif : "That's true that looks like him"

Haven't reflected on anything in a really really really really really long time. Much less sat with a feeling

Peter and Glenn can match each others' freakishly big mouths