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@OchiengCtzn @Tausishoeplug @waksvegas Wakora sana awa 😂

@kigo_eric @Tausishoeplug @waksvegas Hata hapa bado hatuko safe bro. Gaidi itakucon na shop attendant😂.

Just a reminder

@Tausishoeplug @waksvegas Ndio maana wengine wenu mnaambiwa mkifika apo msome till😂

@kigo_eric @waksvegas Kuporwa ni constant ndio nikuletee your fav cologne bana iyo vitu hukuwa expensive asf 🤣🤣

@Tausishoeplug @waksvegas Hua tunajua tu😂kwanza tukiwatuma na simu zetu ndio worse. Heri ya kumtumia pesa juu unaeza teta uulize nn io inanunuliwa. Lakini akichukua simu kwenda nayo supa niivo😂

@kigo_eric @waksvegas Sasa mbona unatoboa Siri ankooo 🤣

@Tausishoeplug @waksvegas Sindio. Mnadhani hatujuangi😂

@kigo_eric @waksvegas Pesa anakucon 😂😂😂😂

@Josh001J Na io 20 ni pesa tu zako amekucon here and there😂

But that girl still loves him. Boys should just take his wife back na awachane na drama. Huku nje wanawake wananunuliana socks za 20. Ukipata mwenye mnafanya projects pamoja that's for keeps😂

@Adrian_realestt Ukiona kadem kangu si basi utaniua ukidhani nlikaumiza😂

I hate seeing a beautiful girl pregnant... Like "who did that to you🥺

@glennotiende Mm nafurahi vile mamorio wanajiheshimu siku izi. Women are not having it well and trying to shame us ati tunataka "princess treatment" pia. Hawaamini hatutaki upuzi anymore😂

Side quested ndivyo inaitwa skuizi?

@frank_cranks @BTXcHAnGe_ @xm_muva Punctuate your bio 1st and learn to start with capital letters. And so if no nigerian is worried about Kenyan rating why do you all try so hard to come stay in Kenya? Uncouth pieces of shit.

@kigo_eric @BTXcHAnGe_ @xm_muva you think like that animal in your dp No Nigerian is worried about kenyan ratings too 😂

Same happened with millennials. Don't worry they'll be back loving Jesus by the time they're ready to marry😂

@ClintonObonyo Uyo jamaa najua haezi ita dem kwake tena😂

Justice was served, the guy is very lucky 😳This guy you see here was arrested after the girl he invited to his house texted her sister from the guy's house that she was feeling funny...that she suspects that this guy spiked her drink. She later passed away. This guy was dragged on twitter and Instagram. They Called him yahoo boy and a ritu@list. He was remanded in prison custody and investigation commenced. Autopsy was done on the girl , only to find out the reason she was feeling funny was because she had an abort!on before visiting him and has not recovered from the abort!on Autopsy also revealed that her drink was not spiked The guy didn't k!ll her...The abortion k!llèd her! The guy has been released and is a free man! May we not be in situation where it’s only God who can tell if we are innocent or not oooo!!!

@georgediano New episode on the 1000 ways to die.

A tragic incident has been reported this morning after a man identified as Bonface Ondimu attempted to turn breakfast into a full-time career and paid the ultimate price. According to eyewitnesses, there was a competition where participants were required to eat as many loaves of dry bread as possible,, with a grand prize of KSh 1,000. The kind of money that can’t even survive a weekend in Sikhendu. Bonface, clearly determined to secure generational wealth for his bloodline, went all in. He didn’t come to play, he came to carbo-load like a mikora on a mission. Witnesses say he confidently finished the first loaf, defeated the second like a seasoned warrior, then attacked the third one like rent was due yesterday. Things quickly went south when a stubborn piece of bread decided to park itself in his throat, refusing to move nor to cooperate. Panic ensued & People started shouting, others offering useless advice like sii ukule pole pole,, as if the man hadn’t already turned himself into a human bakery. He was rushed to Mbagathi Hospital but sadly, upon arrival, doctors confirmed that Bonface had already locked in to Sayuni's gate,, probably still wondering if the KSh 1,000 would be sent via M-Pesa to his next of kin. Authorities are expected to investigate the circumstances surrounding the incident. Members of the public are urged to avoid engaging in dangerous competitions that may put their oesophagus at risk. Our boy is currently cooling his heels in Sayuni with his ancestors, sponsored by poor decision-making. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor family during this difiikalt times. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@BTXcHAnGe_ @frank_cranks @xm_muva Ah you guys are nigerians. You probably are going through a lot. I don't rate you enough to argue with you since you have a shitty country that you are all trying to escape from. Your education is shit too (I have been there) so you are poor in comprehension.

@kigo_eric @frank_cranks @xm_muva You sound stup!d nigga ..

@frank_cranks @xm_muva If you cannot understand what I am trying to imply, your school fee should be refunded.

@kigo_eric @xm_muva God will take care of their responsibilities?

As men, this is how we know we've succeeded in life…

@Evanovic10 @kimshaduu @KeKirwa Kamedilit😂

@kigo_eric @kimshaduu @KeKirwa Finya kabisa 😂

Mnasema Eve Maina is a mother that stepped up?

If she didn’t give you her prime, you shouldn’t give her yours. Play or get played.

@KeKirwa Mama mwingine neiba kwa ploti nakaa alifukuzwa juu ya kukosa kulipa nyumba. Mtoi ako private anakujiwa adi na van ndio askie kama ana compete na hao wamama wa ploti wenye wako na bwana. Yeye anafanya kazi kule angels ya kibarua. Io urge ya kutaka kuoneshana unajiweza itakuua.

A parent just told me that kurudisha mtoto nyumbani school fees ni kumuaibisha. These single mothers watatuonyesha mambo buana.