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Kellie🌛

Kellie🌛

@kikimoonlite

I love To-Do lists and suffering for my art.

Katılım Ekim 2010
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Kellie🌛@kikimoonlite·
Playing Instagram story roulette where I hope to swipe down and out of the stories before I accidentally get to the people I hate.
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Someone pointed something out in my teeth, so naturally I’m never eating again.
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Never a bridesmaid, always a bride. Literally, I can’t take off this white gown and I’m walking down a never ending aisle!! Help!!!
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Everyone’s always asking for a baker’s dozen, but no one ever asks for the baker’s cousin 😔
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Every time a bell rings, an Angel gets its wings! Hahah…okay um….that’s enough ringing…that’s enough…oh my god, stop ringing. Oh my god, wings won’t stop sprouting out of that angel!!! AHHH!!!!
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God, if you can hear me, I promise that if you made me rich…I’d still be humble and keep my cracked shitty iPhone screen protector.
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I think I have enough evidence to prove that men will literally try to walk faster than me if I’m in the slightest hurry.
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Kellie🌛@kikimoonlite·
If I was in control of a news headline: “Queen no longer over the pond….she’s over the rainbow”
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There should be a little free library but with pants for when we get our periods all over the place
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Kellie🌛@kikimoonlite·
@lookitsmarilyn I hate when people do this. It’s like, I was doin you a favor!!
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marilyn victoria ✨
marilyn victoria ✨@lookitsmarilyn·
Someone told me a joke today. I laughed. They responded, “I didn’t think it was that funny.” 🥺🥺 I just like to laugh. ugh.
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Kellie🌛@kikimoonlite·
Hey (with the intention of pointing out that it’s for horses, better for cows, pigs don’t eat it cuz they don’t know how)
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We all need maternity leave to nurse our inner child.
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Every spring I debate planning my whole year around growing a pumpkin. Is this the pumpkin year? No. But God dammit one day it will be.
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So many wasted minutes trying to find the confetti emoji to spruce up a half assed happy birthday text.
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Sopping wet from trying to get the cherry at the bottom of my Mai Tai
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Once you’ve seen one hollywood car chase, you’ve seen them all.
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My close friends list consists of those who I feel comfortable eating a giant meatball sub in front of
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Once a day vitamins? No, once a day delete a Beatles lyric from my past Facebook statuses.
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