Brian Kiltman @killermonk.bsky.social

@shteivred @JeremiahDJohns But if you're not in the know - as I wasn't - it certainly looks deranged

@JeremiahDJohns No because this is a reference to a well known joke for CBB fans

Worst Tweets contender?

@CasEngAu @sly_sparkane @BGatesIsaPyscho They also didn't use any product to keep their hair up on the plane

@sly_sparkane @BGatesIsaPyscho The vomit comet seems to be causing hair to float around quite a bit.

Hair on the International Space Station vs peoples hat in zero gravity on earth.. You’ll see the problem, right?

@lambby86 @GarrettPetersen @datingbyblaine Being interested at a high level details of a person doesn't guarantee a personality match for the long term

@GarrettPetersen @datingbyblaine They were both interested two years ago, and still interested now. What’s their problem?

Matchmaking client, 46, 6’2, exited tech founder, is looking for someone super specific. Complex national search. My team grinds 100+ hours to get me on the phone with one potential match. We’re chatting, and… She’s perfect. I start describing him, and she’s interested!!! Then I send his photo. “Oh, we went on a date 2 years ago. He’s sweet, but not for me. Have any other clients?” ☹️☹️☹️

DOA

One Mac performing CPR on another

@MrCatid This happened to me recently. My work Mac hard locked during an upgrade. Had to recover using the wife's laptop.

@p11b30 @TheRealThelmaJ1 This is the logic of a toddler

@TheRealThelmaJ1 If your scared of him he is doing the lord's work.

Nick Shirley is an op. The kid who doesn't know what words mean and can't spell, whose "investigations" have led to zero arrests and been ridiculously debunked somehow has tens of millions of views on this platform with content being heavily pushed by AI and foreign accounts.

@PiPiPyuPyu @RpsAgainstTrump See your straw man again? Keep going. You're definitely winning this argument against yourself.

@killermonk @RpsAgainstTrump That's literally your claim though. It doesn't matter that we created agreements specifically to violate to goad them into war, it doesn't matter we overthrew the Ukrainian government, it doesn't matter that we sent weapons and money for the purpose of antagonizing Russia.

UPDATE: All four living former U.S. presidents told CNN they have NOT spoken with Donald Trump about Iran. Trump lied. Again.

@PiPiPyuPyu @senatorshoshana Once again proving you don't have love. Keep digging that hole. You might eventually dig out of your mom's basement.

@killermonk @senatorshoshana You should let your wife go to the bar alone, you're just holding her back.

The absolute self control where I don't go in depth on my colonoscapy results questions from years ago at dinner with a guy who has created an AI tool to review colonoscapies

@PiPiPyuPyu @senatorshoshana Lol. Very, truly pathetic of you. You should find some IRL friends. You might learn a thing or two.

@killermonk @senatorshoshana no I get it you were on a cuck stool watching a dentist rizz up your wife.

@PiPiPyuPyu @RpsAgainstTrump Just making things up again, eh? Do you have any other playbook than to create straw men then attack them?

@killermonk @RpsAgainstTrump The reason why we conduct ourselves in such an egregiously dishonest manner is because babies like you evaluate actions in such a simplistic way. You will allow our satanic government to do anything, as long as they can goad our victims into striking first. You're stupid.

@PiPiPyuPyu @theliamnissan You've shown repeatedly that you literally don't even know the most basic facts about anything.

@killermonk @theliamnissan I know you're a dipshit shill.

Honest question for religious/spiritual people: Were you born into it (raised that way from a young age) or did something happen to you later in life that brought it on?

@PiPiPyuPyu @senatorshoshana Lol. You must not speak English as your first language. That would explain a lot. You think a dentist at the bar is doing anything other than asking questions about a topic of interest? Lol. Nice job proving you have no friends, no love, & don't know how IRL interaction works.

@killermonk @senatorshoshana seethe cuck did you like watching that dentist dig in on your wife?

@nihilists4jesus @jabellows Yes?

Dawg how does America keep losing at America's pastime?

@PiPiPyuPyu @senatorshoshana Powty, we all know you don't. Stop trying to pretend.

@senatorshoshana @killermonk implies I have friends and love now, which is correct.

@PiPiPyuPyu @theliamnissan Powty, you don't know a thing about me. But with research skills this bad, I can understand why you're a flat earther. Can't even figure out basic facts.

@killermonk @theliamnissan you aren't religious dipshit, you're such a poor reader.

@PiPiPyuPyu @RpsAgainstTrump Highly predictable: yes. Suddenly justifiable: still no. Ukraine is sovereign and can make its own choices, regardless of what Russia defines as its red lines. Russia doesn't get to tell Ukraine what they can and can't do.

@killermonk @RpsAgainstTrump yes. It absolutely was the culmination of 30 years of deliberately violating our promises and the known red lines of Russia and the result was highly predictable.

@PiPiPyuPyu @RpsAgainstTrump You assume I'm trying to explain something deeply. There's a pretty simple concept here: invading sovereign nations is something I disagree with. I don't need to complicate it more here. The nuance doesn't change the rule.

@killermonk @RpsAgainstTrump yeah you have a baby's understanding of geopolitics. You're dumb. You're wrong about literally everything.

@nihilists4jesus Wait. Hold up. I'm confusing Sunday school and primary. This is adding women to Sunday school. 🤦🏻‍♂️ Shows how much I've had to interact with this presidency.

@nihilists4jesus Small wards/branches: this is great! Hozanah! UT wards: this is just one more way to remove leadership responsibilities from women!

@nihilists4jesus Reminds me of when the church bought the temple out there. And all the LDS people being like "thanks for taking such good care of it for us!"