John L Matthews

@ZelenskyyUa you are a real hero. Keep going!

@trussliz Resign Liz you blew it already. Just go and quick! Nightmare Alley!

@adamhawkinstv Hi Adam can you DM me please. Am a successful documentary maker. John

@10DowningStreet Ok Liz the last guy, who you seemed to appreciate, was a complete dick. Let's hope you are considerably better. Welcome to looking after the population. Do your best. John

@BorisJohnson Goodbye and thank god!

@BorisJohnson no one gives a fuck about you, you blew it. Go man go!

@Cmdr_Hadfield Chris just finished your inspirational book. Loved it. Not sure about your ideas lonliness maybe research that along with being alone and ammend next version. One thing I learned from you is prepare for everything even with the slimmest chance. John

Thank god I don't have to ask the PM to resign any more. Hallelujah. John

@BorisJohnson good move, well done, thank you. Better late than never. Good luck. John

@BorisJohnson its ok to go sir.

@BorisJohnson you need to listen to me carefully Mr Johnson. You need to resign and quick. This is beyond serious now. Just go. Please for your own sake. Go man go. It's ok, you can go. You'll be fine.

@PR4change @PrivateEyeNews You only just noticed? Where you been?!!

We are at the strange stage where @PrivateEyeNews is closer to being a newspaper than most uk “newspapers”

Captain Birds Eye sets sail again. But 1/3 of his crew won't carry out his commands. What happens next? From a sailor.

@BorisJohnson Definitely time to go sir. Do the honourable thing and resign before it gets even worse.

@TomCruise enjoyed Top Gun Maverick, the flying shots were incredible. I Max was full every seat.

@BorisJohnson Liar Liar Liar Liar. Shameful, cowardly, just GO it's so embarrassing having you represent us we not like you we have morals. Go man go.

@BorisJohnson you can go now. Bye bye.