Jason Jones

Nothing like a little #nastydenmark to ruin an otherwise perfect day. #pleasemakeitstop2020

A way of working is not, in fact... the work. #agile #agileandbeyond

@JewelStaite That good? I fell asleep to the intro in London. Not the show’s fault at all. Woke up wondering if sleeping me enjoyed it! lol

@tenderlove That’s so keto!

Last year I gave out soy sauce packets for Halloween. Thinking of doing mayo this year (maybe also soy sauce?)

Ok Internet. What resources do you use (in conjunction with Jira) to manage capitalization? Go!! #capitalization #accounting #blarph

@taelor_jones_ Leave me alone! I can like #callofcthulhu rpg if I want.

@taelor_jones_ Doesn’t it make you feel old?

I'm #ForTheHorde! Declare your allegiance for faction-themed exclusives and receive a reminder August 13th from @Warcraft when #BattleForAzeroth is live!

@tenderlove Lamecation.

Is there a name for when you take a day off but it's because you have to do a bunch of crap you don't want to do?

@realDonaldTrump While you’re stirring everyone up, can you make some blanket statements about UFOs and the existence of extraterrestrial life? I’d like to reach out and ask about real estate prices.

@mountain_ghosts There are certainly a lot more variables involved out in the wilderness. Hard to account for the entropy factories we call users!

Yes. Yes please. twitter.com/waltshaub/stat…

@Channel4News @SDoughtyMP @realDonaldTrump You couldn’t be more right about our National Minister of Embarrassment. Sorry for all the erratic behavior. I pray daily that we’ll weather these next three years without losing all we’ve worked so hard to built with other nations. Cheers!

@WRGabsa Entitled! ;)

@matthewmercer Roll a wisdom save to retain your mental faculties!

@redcityradio Gents, we're scrapping next time you're in FL. Robin Hood was by far the best. Ooh De-Lolly and such! ;)

@realDonaldTrump Why? Why must you further prove that you are wholly unfit for any aspect of this job. I ashamed of you. Please resign.

@Corey_Feldman @criticaldarling Awesome! We have an incredible photographer coming out tonight. Phil Breske is his name. You can't miss the kilt!!

@tectonic That's a newdesign pattern called the Confirmer. It's so optimistic!

@badbanana No one likes chaffed corn, Tim.