Killjoy Actual

@allthegaynz Quit being poor. I wish the tariff was tripled for choosing to buy these deplorable garments they call clothing. If you had more money you could afford better clothes and wouldn’t be worried about the tariffs.

Shout out to every single person who voted for the imbecile. Hope you’re happy

@priceacarter Game plan for your mom naming you Price: Base your entire personality on a random group of men. Be a f*gg*t.

Game plan for Chiefs haters tonight: Chiefs win-cry about officiating, claim it’s rigged for Taylor Swift, talk about Super Bowl 55. Chiefs lose- laugh at the Chiefs, say they were bad all year and couldn’t rig this one. Act like it’s embarrassing not getting a 3-peat.

@tnclimate @KenJennings No offense, but you strike me as a bit of a dumb cunt.

Fascinated by Wikipedia’s casual dad take on The O.C.

@elonmusk Maybe to simplify things we should just wear pronouns on the chests or shoulders of our clothes. Should probably use a bright colored background to see it better. Maybe like a yellow star or something.

Ukrainian church leader who called Covid-19 "God's punishment" for same-sex marriage tests positive for virus cnn.it/2Rr1lBj

@billieeilish Do you prefer Billie or can I call you by the more formal William?

@jimcramer How about instead of everyone wearing masks that only stop the spread, those who feel they need one can wear ones that actually prevent infection of the disease. Then everyone else can roll the dice on how well they thinks their immune systems are.

Poll--why do you not wear a mask? REASONS? Remember i want to build the ideal one people will wear...

@CNN Remember when obama declined to put his hand over his heart during the pledge & people kept bitching about that too? And Kevin Gates also refused to say "black lives matter" during an interview instead saying "all lives matter" despite being asked several times. Guess he's racist

Vice President Mike Pence declined to say the words "Black lives matter" during an interview, instead saying that "all lives matter" cnn.it/2V285aS

@business Then we just treat it with hydroxychloroquine. It's his favorite.

What happens if Trump tests positive for coronavirus? trib.al/oaP55Rk

@elonmusk Release the diversity numbers for those 2 companies.

Juneteenth is henceforth considered a US holiday at Tesla & SpaceX

@jimcramer Do you ever check up on a stock that didn't work out, like you would an ex, just to make sure it's not doing better without you in its life?

@elonmusk You're not the only one developing this. You'd price yourself out of a market you could easily control. So much for the selfless mission you used to talk about in interviews. Tesla doesn't need sleazy dealerships when the CEO can tweet millions of consumers w/fear-based marketing

The FSD price will continue to rise as the software gets closer to full self-driving capability with regulatory approval. It that point, the value of FSD is probably somewhere in excess of $100,000.

Tesla Full Self-Driving option cost rises by ~$1000 worldwide on July 1st. Order a Tesla online in less than 2 minutes at tesla.com

@theRealKiyosaki You're really starting to lose it.

ECONOMY dying. FED incompetent. Next BAILOUT trillions in pensions. HOPE fading. Bought more gold silver Bitcoin. GOLD @$1700. Predict $3000 in 1 year. Silver @ $17. Predict $40 in 5 years. Bitcoin @$9800. Predict $75000 in 3 years. PRAY for the BEST-PREPARE for the WORST.

@McDonalds I hope dine-in never comes back. Your service has never been faster.

@CNBC Yeah, that's kind of how it works. Unemployment is for those unemployed.

“Once you are called back, you will no longer be on furlough so if you choose not to work, it may impact your unemployment benefits as determined by your local government agency – and not by Tesla," the company's HR boss said to employees. cnb.cx/2WU7LLu

Appreciate the honesty @Microsoft but even on your commercials your @MicrosoftTeams video quality looks poor.

@BarackObama Has anyone ever told you that your speaking and mannerisms are a lot like Carl Sagan's?

Vote.

@Rayner_Teo Disagree about the entry. I wouldn't call it a small part because a good entry limits risk and maximizes gains. It's especially important for anyone hoping to day trade. Completely agree on everything else.

Advice to new traders: You’re not going to get rich quick Don't hop from system to system Have a planned exit for every trade Limit your loss to a fraction of your capital Your entry is only a small part of the equation The early years are for learning, profits come later

@elonmusk @kaaningilamo Retiring via UPLOAD.

@kaaningilamo What excites you about 2030?

@kaaningilamo Our existence cannot just be about solving one miserable problem after another. There need to be reasons to live.

@TIME Which building was it then?

“This never happened.” Joe Biden denies allegation by former Senate staffer, Tara Reade, that he sexually assaulted her in a Capitol Hill building in 1993 ti.me/3bULTpj