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did u guys know "alien" is actually an acronym?
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@franknteddy i love that the responses to this are like "uh well, gulp b-but then your sexy female body would be exposed 0_0" or "ugh no one wants to see ur disgusting saggy boobs u fucking bitch just wear the bra" and neither understand that theyre proving ur point lol
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I'm glad to see NJ transit hasn't cleaned a single window in the 2 years since I've ridden a train. Looking out the window to see the idea of a picture
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@sirenslop I literally never understood this phrase but this actually makes sense to me
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was that not the point of the original phrase
dre 🍭 MACARON HATER@sacredbrowni
The term “reheated nachos” is so funny to me bc you fr can’t reheat nachos they’re genuinely so bad and unsalvageable that way
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@_celia_bedelia_ Im a carpenter/welder and nobody has ever given a fuck at any job
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Okay can I ask where y’all work that you can go braless?
⚡︎@_sorrengailll
I love how women are slowly phasing out the “bra”. No one knows their bra size anymore, we’re all wearing sports bras, bralettes or going braless and it’s amazing.
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@DonaldJProud @fritolaysia yeah my boss who i interact with every day had covid so i wanted to know if i got it too? Are you scared of strep tests too or something
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@killmayaaaaa @fritolaysia Wait, you are openly posting online that in April of 2026
You are still taking a COVID test?!
GIF
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Just drink normal soda and have a fiber one bar itll do more for you than that bullshit
Lea 🦩@abysstoabyss
can one of these cutesie little ollipoppi probiotic soda brands just do one with a little cane sugar instead of stevia
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Whatever i dont Really need to see it 4 times in theatres but i wanted to see a movie and nothing else up rn interests me
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Considered seeing phm again this weekend but its not back in imax yet because the mj movie is? Ok girl........
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“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”
Bank teller on floor: what?
“Heat rises!”
(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)
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@idontknowpuck Probably doesnt help they have a made up job but this might as well say [INSERT NAME HERE] with how incredibly impersonal this sounds
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