ms. davis ✏️

Why is “used car dealership texting you”. Well, that’s a very long story 🤣😅🫠

Working with kids is crazy. I got asked why I wanted to be a single mom by 7 am… girl what’s with all the questions 😂😂😂😂

Unfortunately I will always speak my mind when I am not at work. Thanks for coming to my ted talk

Birthday weekend is coming to a wrap 😍😍🥰

What a actual depiction of me in real life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nashville for a bachelorette party and we found chipandales in a random parking lot and it’s only 8 hours into day one

Ha everything is really great.. I mean I’m going through a lot of different crises at once but it’s all good 😆🔥🌎

Happy one year sterile to me 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

If you are talking to someone and they stop responding… 3 days and it’s considered a no call no show, and the position can be filled by a different applicant hun

I did it!!!!! See, how hard can it be…

How hard can it be- boys do it.

As for me, New Year’s Eve is two sleeping pills and in bed by 9:30 pm. 😅😅😅 wow I’m actually so lame

Good thing I was born when I was… I would have fit all the qualifications for a lobotomy

Hard to not drink in bars and have to explain to people why I don’t drink… sorry- I can’t have one or two, I have enough to black out and make poor life choices that’s why I’m not drinking my dude

A stranger assumed I was stressed last night… and like what a thing to notice- but also, he was fucking right 🫠😅

Wish I could have gotten a choice in what I got for a present. I got the god damn flu

I’m in therapy… I’m healing not healed, try the next bitch

Beautiful day for a road trip to #kansas

Listen ugly crying in Denny’s is reserved for the elite… I’m the elite 😅😅😅😅

@DustinDobberst1 You missed your window my dude.. you aren’t old enough for the next marriage of me 😉

@kimberlee_dose Wait, did I ask you something???

Please don’t ask me hard questions, I’m not sure what my last name will be then 🤣🤣🤣🤣