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Sperm whales creep me out. Why are their mouths so small?

My Zimbabwean housekeeper recounting #Mugabe’s thugs beating her mother during the Matabeleland Massacres in 1983. She herself ran to hide at the dam. Around 30000 people were killed. To my fellow 🇿🇦 who mourn his passing, just how effing stupid are you? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gukurahun…

Tube Lines Ranked Elizabeth Line/TfL Rail Hammersmith & City Line Overground Victoria Line DLR District Line Bakerloo Line Jubilee Line Circle Line Metropolitan Line Waterloo & City Line Northern Line Piccadilly Line Walking Central Line

Was at @thelastleg live. Perfect start to my holiday. Keep it up boys :)

@SouthernRailUK Wishing your staff a great Christmas after their nightmare day at Victoria. #delayed #thereareworsethingsthandelays

Now, show done, I slip into the Dublin night, to fight crime, bring justice to the streets and avenge my murdered family. Or, a late pint.

Oh God. I just realized I'm stuck with me my whole life.

It's cute how I used to think this "barely-holding-it-together" feeling was temporary.

If you're watching @chattyman here's the photo I just took with @NoelGallagher

Of course there are alternate realities. There are over 7 billion on this planet alone.

Individuals With Swastikas

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.–John Raper

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. - W. C. Fields

The process of knocking a meteoroid off course with a nuclear explosion is called an 'X-ray slap'.

Do you know what it's like in second place?

We are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. KURT VONNEGUT

Ricky's Hot Tip: The only way to get through the working day with people that annoy you is to try to be even more annoying than them. Enjoy.

There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you. - Maya Angelou

The problem with a lot of people these days is they suck.