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Returning to your phone this fall... 👀

Packing “just in case” outfits for a trip is so real. They almost never get worn, but they have to come with you anyway. 😂

soooo... I went to go get my bangs fixed and now my entire head is shorter...

every time I blink the fucking laundry basket is full again 😩

Thomas Jefferson re: Louisiana, 1803:

have you ever been so stressed and you look in the mirror and you are like wow ok great i'm fucking ugly too

@KBizzle_22 I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING like damn

my mil is drunk and shes talking to my wife on the phone. katie has her on speaker phone and out of no where my mil tells her "tell zorida to shut up."

what if we unplugged the wwe and plugged it back in?

“They say a cat that misbehaves is a cat that feels safe.” I repeat that to myself while cleaning up my cat’s latest crimes against me and my house.

its too hot

Your job is important but, so are your workouts, your lunch breaks, vacation days, hobbies, the people waiting for you when you get home. Works pays for your life. It isn't supposed to replace it.

Adulting is so harddd. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next you’re convinced you’re not doing enough.

maybe shes born with it. maybe its mania

hehe

okay so if you post a selfie on this hell site the comments are all just gonna be bots or porn

im just tryna swim in somethin' wetter than the ocean

girl grip

why does tiktok unlike every video you’ve ever liked a few days later