the KINDNESS of shtwt

goodnight all my cute oomfs

someone buy me a baby beaver please

@NunyaBidne4vud its okay i can gove you some diapers little president

@kindnesslarp oh my bad little squirrel my eyesight has been getting worse and worse about as bad as my bowels currently

felt like being a little artsy today

you smell like vagina toilet paper crust

@flatfishyfarts @supereepysaint 📬 then why is there a letter in my mailbox huh?

@kindnesslarp @supereepysaint bro NOBODY INVITED YOU

What i made today Baked potato (+ sour cream, cheese), Steak bites (i didnt eat any) and broccoli !

@NunyaBidne4vud NO!!! SQUIRREL!!!! IMPEACHMENT NOW!

@kindnesslarp ah yes, thank you little rabbit with a hat

"im gonna stop drinking" top TEN worst and stupid lie ever

My bed hits bedrock (I fear this is an amazing coping mechanism) #shtwt #988twt #bedrocktwt #beanstwt #styrotwt #owchietwt #goretwt #ouchietwt

Havin a conversation with oomf,,,

Please feed me I have nubs

this is what i mean looking at this GENUINELY gives me a headache

americans do shit like this to micro celebrities but let world leaders who were eating and raping kids slide

@Sunny644769 @nyahha_h i have the other half if you want to trade... whats your offer

@nyahha_h I amputated my left nut using these. I only have half a ball left, lost one and a half. Please don’t use them, in hospital for treatment now, doc says I might not live. Do not recommend!!! ⚠️ ⚠️‼️‼️

i always wanted to try cutting with these are they good?? #slittwt

i wanna jerk off someone help

Parents when their child wants to stay at home and not go a party where everyone is either half or twice their age:

THEY GOT SUSSED???? WHY DIDNT YALL TELL ME 😿😿 OOMF NOOOOO

anyone into retards who made themselves stupid with drugs

My name is Hi

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