jenna

to whomever got me this year in secret santa: the only thing I want for xmas is for the spelling of the word penis to be changed to "peanus". thank you.

@TheSloppyBoys @MidEastClub @spaceballroom @MikeHanford @jeffersondutton that's adorable.

BOSTON TONIGHT @MidEastClub Portland, ME Tues at Oxbow Brewing Hamden, CT Weds @spaceballroom Tickets linktr.ee/thesloppyboys

the most informational pamphlet that has ever been. where are you sending your Cleveland? mine's going to the DMV for me.

channeling my favorite one-time motherfucking Emmy nominee.

@TheSloppyBoys mike cheated. 👎

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right before this song, Trent Reznor yelled "this one's for @TheSloppyBoys!"

nothing hits harder than listening to @jeffersondutton in a waymo.

I wonder what mankini is up to these days.

@TheSloppyBoys inside me there are two wolves...

Which are you: Beer Street or Gin Lane?

@TheSloppyBoys I was at that show and can confirm: mission accomplished. they rocked.

I am convinced people only have kids so they can pre-board busy flights.

happy belated Tommy Shalders Day.

it was college night in the mouth of the port. another banger of a show by @TheSloppyBoys!

@TheSloppyBoys but that's pedo!

Who dares drink… The Five Cups 👁️

@TheSloppyBoys when Tim and Jeff said their favorite part was Mike's mussels, I heard it as "muscles" and I was really proud of Mike. jacked by May!

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@TheSloppyBoys yeah but being inside a graphened car just doesn't feel as good.

Tfw your car wash is using the strongest substance known to man 💪

this song is hardcore stuck in my head. it's fun when your very first thought of the day is "make that pussy pop".

saw @TheSloppyBoys last night in phoenix. one of the best live shows I've ever seen. maybe the best. tip to tail, bangers. #KingBitch

I for one am really excited by the VP pick, Brad Meredith Blevins. @tim_baltz

@dmarwicks @ComedyBangBang essentially, Mason is a great guest.

I've decided to only refer to him as Jance Dance Vancelution.