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@FutbolJan10 MOTM IN KNOCKING FORCA BARCA OUT OF THE UCL 😂😂😂

@Martespo @UtdBart HE DOESN'T EVEN LOSE POSSESSION THAT MUCH AGAIN THESE DAYS, THE AMORIM DLP SHIFT HELPED HIM A LITTLE IN THAT ASPECT

@king_22103 @UtdBart Now imagine if we had Bruno losing like 45 possessions?? 🤣😭

PSG would not be able to control games the way they do with that rocket launcher in midfield.

@UrfavBoyq BECAUSE I SAY MAKE YOU LIE GIVE ME, NOR MEAN SAY...😂😂

There was this girl i met on tinder 2023,she was a slim thick baddie with a bad ass,we started dating ,2024 she came over to my place,we already plan not to have sex since it’s the first time she is coming over,she wore a very short skirt ,so short that if she bend down ……

@TheSeunOreks FORCA BARCA 😂😂

All these fake gas of defensive solidity, if you jam better attack your defense go fold. UCL KO football no be moi moi, why you think say one team dey talk "we will be back next year" for over a decade now?😹💀

@Erwin6_ UNITED FANS ARE LIKE WOMEN WTF DO THEY REALLY WANT?

54m gets you Kvaradona but our #premproven gimmick landed us forwards with no first touch/1v1 bag

@KingMeruemo0x @Sephanade HE WAS KILLING IN THE STYLES OF OTHER SERIAL KILLERS 😭😭

@Sephanade Hannibal will eat all of them, then continue their serial killing job for them without missing anything lmao

✨️Who’s actually the scariest one here… and who’s the most overrated...

@Sephanade @The_Big_Chifa_ @Uzonna7 THERE'S A CHARACTER (BEVERLY KATZ) HE KILLED, IT WAS LIKE AN ART WTF 💀💀

@The_Big_Chifa_ @Uzonna7 Fair point on Dexter, he’s basically a janitor lol. But Hannibal? That man doesn't just k!ll you, he serves you with a side of Pinot Noir. That’s a different level of psychological horror🍷

@4pf_pixel ARE Y'ALL REALLY DAFT OR YOU JUST PRETEND OR ITS BAIT???

Harry Kane score 213 PL Goals — 46 assists and he’s not on the list ??👀

@PamelaNjoku2 Obviously under suffer man

Unrelated but what Match had Mainoo like this??😂

@cubanavibez BABA THINK SAY THEM GO SUPPORT AM, EVERYBODY DEY FIRE WEREY GBAS GBOS 😂😂

I once asked a lady to come pick me up from the airport cause I had to arrive Abuja late at night … and my phone was gon go off or smfin ..she came with an uber to come pick me up as I asked and got me to a hotel room to stay that night …. I sent her the money for the uber and

@RegistaCall 'he who shall not be named'

Reminds me of someone 😭

@midopido21 The Fulcrum⚙️

@FutbolJan10 MOTM IN KNOCKING FORCA BARCA OUT OF THE UCL 😂😂😂

@utdbrxy Pulling up "walking stats" 😂😂

guys thought the man who was made in leipzig and played under simeone would be lazy

@TouchlineX RASHFORD IS LITERALLY KNOWN FOR SHOWING UP IN BIG GAMES WHAT IS THIS NEEGA YAPPING ABOUT?

🚨🗣️ Lautaro del Campo (Streamer): "Do you know why, in your career, Rashford, you haven’t won any major titles? Do you know why you have zero Premier League titles with Man United? Because you have to put your foot in here, man." "These are the matches where you have to SHOW UP. These are the games. This is what you’re at Barça for." "And honestly, it frustrates me, man. Because I see Fermin still bleeding, literally bleeding from his face, takes a minute to recover and gets back on the pitch." "I don’t question Rashford’s quality. What I question is his mentality and desire, man. He gets a chance in the box and should lift his head and make the right decision... But what does he do? Does he look up? NO, head down, plays it into the middle. Come on, Marcus!" "He’s been playing first-division football since he was 17. These are the matches where you have to make the difference. These are the games." "Let me be real: Rashford has quality, no doubt. But over the two legs, Lookman outplayed him, man. He had one chance... ONE... and he scored. Just one. Rashford had FIVE in the first leg… and didn’t score any."

@_kaydeejnr Bro folded Phil Foden 😭

“relax i’m joking”……. which kind of inferiority complex is that 😭😭😭 she just said depends on what occasion and you just blew it off🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

@djyobams NA PERFECT CONTROL PERSON DEY CALL MISCONTROL 😂😂

Lowkey this is a miscontrol that worked in his favor sha. Could’ve lost the ball there

@CFC_Janty VS BARCA, IT WILL DO MORE HARM THAN GOOD

We’re about to witness the most devilish, nastiest and most evil park the bus of all time in the second leg.

@Heplayesten @A_kinola02 WE GO RUN AM BY THAT ENRIQUE TACTICS, MAKE ALL MAN JUST DEY SWITCH 😂😂

@A_kinola02 Who plays right and who plays left

Sell Una … una go play behind one striker Se 🤣🤣

@atobah_ @__temiszn OMO, SHE FINE GAN

@__temiszn She's so pretty

😂😂😂