Damy

Someone from Mexico = Mexican Someone from Nigeria =Nigerian Someone from Ghana = Ghanaian Someone from Brazil = Brazilian Someone from Canada = Canadian Someone from Jericho =

I just dey jot down new vocabularies since morning 😂 Twitter NG too Goated.

@Mbahdeyforyou You sef introduce us to your gwarimapa hair bender

@ThaBoyYom @Khereem3 “Jesus come and eat, Satan go away”

So if they truly poisoned your food, you think “Bless this food, oh lord for Christ’s sake, Amen🙏🏻” would save you ?

@cfctobor 😂😂😂😂😂

na so peaky blinders hold me for third mainland bridge, na cole palmer i later use settle thomas shelby and een boys😭

This Tax stuff is too funny, this guy posted that he filed 0, 00 and was charged ₦2800😂 Wdym he should pay 2,800 for making 0naira

To find better half for this country now you go gats cut yourself to better halves

@yeankhar @Jimmie_tobie This one pass football age

Please if someone is 52 in 1993, how old are they in 2026?

@aproko_doctor @sirmystify_ Use Water step down 😂😂

Someone just called me a "human systems engineer"

Population of 1.4billion people. We have only 10% of their population and we keep using population as excuse

70 - 80 years old people are not allowed to work due to physical and mental reasons…. But for some reasons we allow them to run the entire country💔😂

Pointus Pilate asked the crowd who he should release to them between Jesus and Barabas. Those people who said Barabas, you can find their descendants in Nigeria supporting a particular évil and demonic political party.

You are campaigning with electricity that is presently in a worse condition than you met it?

Fake moan Fake shaking leg Fake everything I don't care, as long as I nut, I'll leave you with your faking

@flames_collins 😂😂😂😂😂

President is 74 his younger sister is 82… If dem explain Nigeria give you and you understand e mean say you don craze before

@shelovesore @CONFIRM_EVOO Got it at first read too. But I keep asking myself how they come up with these tweets😂😂😭

Jehovah witness??😭😭

@FabrizioRomano @purple_reignxXx Nothing can save Tottenham this season. Not a new coach Not Messi, Not Ronaldo, Not even their board. They’ll get everything that’s coming for them this season

🚨 BREAKING: Igor Tudor leaves Tottenham with immediate effect.

International Federations who have absolute authority during the International period are assessing our / their players would benefit more from rest and recovery following rigorous assessments with the World Cup being so close. Stay Mad.

@FabrizioRomano If these injuries are real then man God help us

🚨⚠️ Arsenal midfielder Martin Zubimendi leaves Spain camp due to knee discomfort, statement confirms. He won’t play against Egypt. ❌🇪🇸

Scholesy, never in my life have I ever seen a club do anything like this. When I was a Liverpool player, we would turn up with amputated limbs to represent that badge. Dont get me wrong, Fergie pulled players all the time but Arsenal? Its criminal. Chompy what are your thoughts?