Chief Krylon Pissing Wolf

I ❤ Columbus Day

Guns are not the problem in America…

Like an elderly man's cock, this place has gotten completely soft.

@ElroyFudge Grease up a zucchini with A&D ointment, insert, and wait a few days. Worked for me!

Are any other transitioners having a hard time getting their neo-vagina to stay open? Mine keeps scabbing itself shut. :-(

@ElroyFudge My only question is: What the hell was stopping you?

@Emilio2763 They're all using that new cologne called poverty?

There’s Something So Similar About All These Videos But I Can’t Quite Figure Out What It Is…twitter.com/MuhSociofactor…

I'm going to manhandle my penis today and show it who's boss.

Looking forward to a little man-on-man-on-man-on-man-on-man-on-man-on-man-on-man-on-man-on-man action at the bath house #SundayFunday

Ladies, send me photos of your piss flaps along with your request to follow, so I will know whom is trustworthy with my bank account info.

The worst day of my life happened when the boys from Menudo sprouted pubes.

ANTIFA is actually BLM for white trash.

Only fags that use protection drive EV's.

@ElroyFudge Never give up!

I have tried and tried and tried to watch male-on-male porn, but I really just don't understand why gay men would enjoy watching this stuff. It's disgusting. I'm going to watch some more of it tonight, just to give it another chance, I guess. But, I just don't get it.

#kinnebunk #maine #restarea #interstate #turnpike #southbound #tuesday #through #saturday #mornings #gay #hookups #bareback #white #kenworth See you there boys.

I nevwr actually left social media. I was just being really super gay somewhere else.

Currently, I'm living out of a 2008 Chevy Avalanche and I haven't changed my clothes in 4 months.

Any young men out there wanna jackhammer my stink pipe?

Maybe one of you nice young men could suck the tapeworm out of my asshole?

I can't wait till we are all eating bugs instead of meat.

Your white whip is a terrible sign of oppression!

Hey fags