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Why do Kenyan nail techs hate cutting nails short? Makucha ni yangu na nimesema ukate yote, mbona tuna argue?

you are not leaving with that guy from the club sorry, we going home

HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE 🫨 Sabastian Sawe becomes the first person ever to break the 2-hour barrier in official race conditions, storming to a historic 1:59:30‼️ @KejelchaYomif, on his marathon debut, also breaks 2 hours with a stunning 1:59:41 and @jacobkiplimo2 clocks 2:00:28, also faster than the previous world record 😤

*i’m not picky* me after seeing the menu

One more week to Formula 1🥳

Nimejikopesha tena Mamae!!

i cannot wait to financially afford who i really am

@weak_spell Tunakutana wapi pls😂

Naona Lewis amefanya bonge la launch. Kwani haikuwa jokes?

When someone buys you a gift based on a tiny detail you mentioned once >>>>

@thanos876 Right!!! Like can we get a 3&4 but you need the podium so bad🚮

He does this every fucking time!!

@wame___ Talking about, i have more pace then does absolutely nothing just holds position 😂

@wame___ I’m bored 😂

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet. We shall never forget the June 25th Moments.😔💔

eid mubarak to everyone celebrating 💗🌸

For months I’ve said on podcasts and anyone who cares to listen don’t listen to defeatist people! Oh why would we get voter’s cards na ataiba? Oh si mnajua you can’t really remove him? Listen get that voters card! Vote!That is your civic duty. Ingine tutajua mbele #TukoKadi

lewis is the driver of my life man

They called him washed but today he is washed in champagne!!!! Lewis Hamilton the goat!!!

I've been nervous since lap 1 Lewis Hamilton!!!! Flawless battles! Sooo so proud! First Ferrari Podium! Loooooove it!!! TeamLH forever ♥️

People always think they're Big Dogs, until a real Big Dog pulls up!!!

@_fortyfourza Anita😂😂😂😂😂

my mum does this shit whenever we are buying crockery.🫠 is Lewis Hamilton my mum?