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MY FREAKING CAR IS FREAKING RUINED.. AHGGHHHHHH #ABstorm #ABWeather #Lacombe

@merill මගේම මව් රට.

Proud to call Sri Lanka my country of birth ❤️👇

@samsheffer Ask @reckless if he still has this.

@ggreenwald @american_screed @DanconiaLoken @AnaKasparian Hope you and @mehdirhasan can find a way to be friends again.

@american_screed @DanconiaLoken @AnaKasparian With few exceptions -- for people I think are genuinely bad human beings -- I have always tried never to take political disagreements personally (not saying I've always succeeded), and am always willing to work with anyone on causes I believe in (like stopping monstrous wars).

I have heard @AnaKasparian speaking enough over the past year -- and have been on enough Piers Morgan panel with her -- that I can now not only channel her but am coming for her job. Tune in:

I can finally refill my coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. #anxiety #Olympics2026

UniFi Travel router Giveaway!!! To enter like and RT this post, winner will be announced February 27th

@merill @UK_Daniel_Card They work well. This one is the GL-iNet Comet Pro. store-us.gl-inet.com/products/comet…

@UK_Daniel_Card Wait. What? Wireless KVM? How come I didn't know about this!

Ok a Mac mini m4 with wireless KVM! This is super cute, 10 cores, 26GB ram.

@Rajiv1841 #King #AusVsSL

Sri Lanka won the match from this position💀💀

@rchase @hntrbrkmedia I won’t lie, you had me at there for a second.

I was badly misquoted in @hntrbrkmedia's upcoming article but the point still stands! “A prominent CEO of a large tech company, who asked to remain anonymous, stated, 'I was in the middle of a freak off at Diddy’s place on Star Island when I saw his neighbor Robert “the WiFi guy” Pera walk in with Epstein. I could hear he was on the phone with Putin and then I see him snorting some kind of powdery white substance. The next thing I know he's in the baby oil closet installing a Cloud Key Gen 1. What was he thinking? I couldn’t believe it. I told him don’t you know how unreliable those are? If you even jiggle it wrong the entire mongo database will corrupt itself and you’ll have to reset and reconfigure your entire network one device at a time! I tried to reason with him to use @HostiFi where you can get a reliable UniFi cloud server and support from a team of experts, but he was completely incoherent. He kept yelling about "rethinking IT" and "zero cloud fees". So I just went back to what I was doing. The rest of the night was pretty typical but I never forgot how insensible he was.'”

@Patrick1Kennedy "Monitor" haha.

2026's hottest monitor comes in a box the size of a truck bed. The Dell UltraSharp 52" 6K Thunderbolt display is HUGE

Lady Gaga’s headpiece reminds me of the wicker food coverings from back home. #GRAMMYs #LadyGaga

@SnazzyLabs @SenJohnCurtis

@SenJohnCurtis I’ve got your 3 step solution. Jot this down: 1. Ban alfalfa and fill lake 2. Provide real incentives for EVs 3. Move oil refineries

Utah’s air quality is currently the worst in the country, and with inversions on the horizon, it’s only expected to get worse. That’s why I am working with local leaders to bring additional resources to Utah that will improve air quality and Utahns’ quality of life.

@rchase I can attest for the above and beyond.

First $1M quarter at HostiFi All credit to our team - over 300 five star reviews on Google because they go above and beyond to help our customers every day ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ It's an honor to work with these guys 7 years in and I still love this business

@NWSSWPC The sky is pretty spicy out here too. x.com/KingBEEFEATER/…

WARNING: Geomagnetic K-index of 7 or greater expected Valid From: 2025 Nov 12 0020 UTC Valid To: 2025 Nov 12 0900 UTC Warning Condition: Onset NOAA Scale: G3 or greater Issue Time: 2025 Nov 12 0020 UTC bit.ly/3wVgAKH

Shine Bright Like a Diamond #AuroraBorealis #NothernLights

@volcaholic1 in Central Alberta

This game is really trying to compete with #Cricket with the run times eh. #WANTITALL

‘Twas the night before Christmas, not a creature… wait a second, it’s not Christmas, they are all WATCHING THE JAYS GAME. #WANTITALL

@g_medici42 @galnagli @Formula1 @samwcyo I was gonna say, like really? McLaren: I heard you were interested. Send us your CV and LinkedIn along with a copy of your passport and driving record.

@galnagli @Formula1 @samwcyo even Max Verstappen needs a cv these days

We found a way to access Max Verstappen's passport, driver's license, and personal information. Along with every other @Formula1 driver's sensitive data. It took us 10 minutes using one simple security flaw 🧵

@ericmigi I still got mine, but except the strap sorta melted crumbled apart.

Pebble is officially back on iOS and Android! Download it now, works with all old and new Pebbles. Incredible that everything's still working just as well as before. Can you say that about any other tech product you bought 13 years ago?? rePebble.com/app

@vxunderground An AWS bill for $100,000,000 you mean.

Oh yeah, I forgot. That company I saved? Amazon. Jeff Bezos thanked me personally and handed me a crisp $100,000,000 bill as a thank you.

I've seen a few people talk about crazy stories in cybersecurity. I'll share mine. I remember it so vividly it's like it happened yesterday. This is a 100% real and true story. I was hired on at a large AI company as the Master Chief Artificial Intelligence Engineer Scientist. However, unbeknownst to my colleagues, I was also a super cool and badass hacker (as you know). One day the phone is ringing off the hook. I answer it. IT tells me there's been a cybersecurity attack in sector 79C. Oh. My. God. Sector 79C is where all top secret level code black data is stored. That's where Barack Obama's birth certificate is stored, the nuclear launch codes, and the corpse of Jimmy Hoffa. I was petrified. I immediately ran full speed over to sector 79C. Although that sector is far away, I'm extremely fast and agile. I'm like a cool and badass ninja, or something. I used to coach Usain Bolt, no big deal. Anyway, I kicked in the door. Sirens and alarms are blaring. The people in the room are screaming, running in circles, ripping their clothes off (they're on fire for some reason). I told everyone to calm down. I'm arrived. I have come. I'm hot and ready. I push the fat stupid loser Richard off his computer (he likes watching anime) and get to work. I see over 200 of our IP addresses have been hacked. I immediately write a JSON 0day botnet to fight back. Everyone is amazed at my skill. BOOM! Kash Patel kicks in the door. I said, "Kash, what the hell is going on, Brotha?". He replied, "I'll see you in Hacker Valhalla.". Then he salutes me, throws me the American flag, and runs out the room. Even he was scared. Back to business. I check on my JSON botnet. It's winning. IP addresses have been whitelisted by Cloudflare and Google is pinging again. Close call. I look at the IP addresses trying to hack us back. I was flabbergasted. It was Vladimir Putin himself. It was his home IP address. He made an amateur mistake and forget to use NordVPN before starting the cybersecurity IP address hack attack. Within minutes the attack stopped and every started jumping for joy. The fires that magically appeared had disappeared. People stopped running in the circles. Several smokin hot babes were so impressed they threw their bras at me. I was the man. Afterward I went to the parking lot and hopped in my 2013 Lamborghini Veneno. Woman began chasing after me. I put on my cool hacker sunglasses, waved at them and said "toodles". I took off at 120MPH on my way to Bestbuy (I needed to update my antivirus). Once I got home to my 47 bedroom and 14 bath mega mansion I decided to relax by taking a swim in my mote. I raced the alligators. I won again. That's my hacker story (real and true)