Lady Funmi

@Teewhyfene Correct

@kingfunmie It's the effort that counts

The moment I opened these eyes I knew I won't be able to go back to sleep 😩

@Teewhyfene Lol, yeah you did

@kingfunmie At least, I tried!

@Teewhyfene 😅😅😅, It can't work ooooo

@kingfunmie *blows powder* Back to bed.

@callmetobiloba A white Lexus RX 350. Emphasis on WHITE

If money wasn't the problem. What car would you be driving right now?

@currentiyke Oluwa gba ope wa, you no lie na true. Knowing that tomorrow and days to come is secured is a very big flex, you would even wake looking so fine and demure

If you're awake now, you're broke af.

@PabloHoggs It's not ordinary please, that money would have me rolling on the ground right now

Can just ordinary N100,000 make you happy right now?

@nosafk Life is not easy in Naija, that 650k Na money oooo, I don't blame the person.

I sent 650k Naira to support someone, and the person wan use thank you, sir wound me for DM. Which kind wahala be dis😭

@Gina_ventures I can relate, it's exhausting

I don't know if it's just me, but life has been feeling really hard lately. Some days, I wake up and I'm already tired. Tired of worrying about money. Tired of trying to figure everything out. Tired of pretending to be okay when I'm honestly not. The cost of living keeps rising, opportunities feel scarce, and sometimes it feels like I'm doing my best just to remain in the same place. I know I'm not the only one feeling this way, but honestly, I'm tired. Life is really hard in Nigeria.

@rockloden Hmmmmmm

I always want to talk to you, prioritize you, pray for you, interested in your affairs, support and encourage you, thoughts about you with some smiles, do enlargement of your picture and put in my bedroom

@FavorGrace90 I will be renovating my life , don't ask me how Na renovation the life need now

If i send you ₦1Million today, what’s the very first thing you’re doing? 🤔

@Gina_ventures As ehn, serious calculation, I cant just imagine the thoughts in his head while typing, It is well.

@kingfunmie Dyg, carrying calculator ontop small pikin

You see a child's picture and the first thing that comes to your mind is this? If na grown up woman now, the men here will be saying, she's naked, she's not covered up, ok a covered child was posted and this is what an adult could think of. We are living amongst animals

Home is not four walls. It is two arms and the warmth within them. It is the sound of little feet running around your home. It is the unconscious cuddles from a snoring partner in your bed. It is the sturdy shoulders that carry you when you are too tired to stand on your own.♥️ And if you've found a solid Home in someone, do right by them and shut out the noise outside.

@Invaluablemoi Facts 📌

@SisiSimifoodies Who will buy for me please 🙏

I will be having Waakye on Saturday, 12,000 for a pack, comes with Egg, fish, Pomo and spaghetti. Free Zobo on each pack. Kindly send a Dm if interested. Help me repost, Thank you.

I would definitely try this when I can with fried egg as toppings for Ian, I am sure he would love it! Thank you for bringing this recipe, he doesn't like yam but I am sure my boy would enjoy this one.

BE CAREFUL WHO YOU HAVE A CHILD WITH. A child is not a decision you get to undo. Marriage can end. A relationship can end. A child is forever a permanent thread between you and another person, whether the relationship survives or not. Choose someone whose character you trust when things are good and when things are hard. Choose someone who will co-parent, not compete with you for the child’s loyalty. Choose someone who won’t use the child as leverage, punishment or a weapon in a war you didn’t sign up for. Attraction fades. Chemistry fades. What remains is character… how they handle conflict, how they treat people when they’re angry, whether their word means anything. Your child inherits more than your genes. They inherit the peace or chaos of the home you build with this person. Choose accordingly.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Also, In all, if they don’t have these qualities, use a condom.

@AdeyemiSijuwade Amen

That exact amount you are oweing that want to put you to shame, an helper will send it to your account before today ends.

Every now, Na gain, earn x has loosed it taste. I miss the original Twitter