Faiz

Anything not relating to elephants is irrelephant.

How to rap like Eminem :- Step -1 : YOU CAN'T..!!

If you miss the last 5 seconds of the TV Ads it's difficult to tell if the ad is about cell phone , chocolate , Deo or condom

When choosing a ringtone, always ask yourself this question. "How embarassed will I be when this rings in public."

I just accidently stood on my GTA V disk and heard a snap. I am yet to look down and i can only pray it was my ankle.

I saw the chief New York city police on tv He said 'we will never forget 911.' I thought 'I should fucking hope not, its your phone number.'

I googled "who gives a shit.", my name didnt pop up in the search results...

@dragononfire97 nm...u tell...hwz twitter>?

imma recommend google+ to u all...all u need is an invitation...give me ur email ids so i cn invite u...:P

Time to unfollow some people :D

Twitter seems to mean"lets chat shit" to sum. Just because there's 140 spaces to say sumthing, dnt mean u have to. Silence is golden.try it.

ImMa take a stone and break ur heart....just like u broke mine...

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Rebecca Black fans? Both don't exist

Definition Of Human Being :- A creature who cuts trees makes paper and writes 'Save Trees' on the same paper...;]

boooored...

itz so freakin boring...WTF!!!

When I kill a spider, I don't clean it up, I leave it there so the other spiders know not to fuck with me! :P

@arpitasodhani21 that iz so true...