King Miles 💰

Why Nigeria has never won the World Cup and probably won’t until these things change 🧵

@Mrbankstips Man was feeling bored already he wants to login to x

Me when I become rich

@Morris_Monye Meanwhile terrorist are getting reintegrated into the society What exactly happened to Nigeria? 💔😭

Just look at the Gestapo-like movement of our security bodies on a young man trying to fight for better conditions for the military. FREE JUSTICE CRACK NOW.

@MrMekzy_ SEX i guess

What’s that thing people pretend to enjoy but actually don’t?

@Mrbankstips That’s life They concluded too early And it’s in a woman’s way to always end up regretting rushing into conclusions but guess what? If someone else comes in they will still likely do same

The regret on their faces lmao

@youngy18 Started at Watford, ended at Ipswich Town, won promotion on the way out. That’s not a retirement, that’s a full circle moment most footballers only dream about.

Right, time to properly sign out ✍🏾 What can I say, it’s the right time for me to hang up my boots and call it a day on my career and what a way to go out, gaining automatic promotion, it was exactly the way I saw it happening and the reason why I signed for the club!

@SadiqMaunde The same people who can’t defend one Tinubu policy with facts are the ones grading other people’s intelligence supporting a man who can’t complete a sentence abroad has rewired their brains completely.

“I can’t listen to Peter Obi speak. Peter Obi was unable to convince me. Obi is unintelligent.” Meanwhile, the intelligent professor that they support. 👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@NigeriaStories A poor man steals N2M in cables and sweeps for a month meanwhile the men who stole the entire national budget are attending state visits in Paris. The judiciary has energy for exactly the right people.

JUST IN: Abuja court has sentenced a man to one month of sweeping, for stealing cables worth ₦2M from a mosque in Wuse II. He’ll be sweeping the mosque.

@neo_officialll The real lesson here isn’t about her it’s that a man should never let his identity and self-worth live inside property he shares with a woman he hasn’t truly vetted. Build, but build with your eyes open.

See beautiful house wey that useless ex-wife carry another man come fvck inside?. Now she is back to her father's face me I face you because she could not keep her vagina closed and reserved for just the man funding her lifestyle. Women deserve less.

You will win big today Financial blessings from the least place you expected from

@dammiedammie35 The loudest opposition to prenup always comes from people who have nothing to bring but expectations if your contribution to the marriage is real, a contract shouldn’t scare you.

*Women supporting Prenup* “You’ll bring a woman in, she’ll give you a child and she’ll ask for a divorce after a year just because she’s after your money. Many of our women now are going into marriages for survival, many of the women in Nigeria cannot survive on their own without a man, even those who have the capacity to survive have been educated that they need a man to make life easier. Sometimes if you see a woman running a business and driving a good car and you’re counting her among the women that’s doing well for herself, if you go deep and go dig the beginning of the business, you’ll find out that it’s a man that funded the business”

@sportingking365 LaLiga this season is crazy The gap between relegation and European spot is just 3 points away 💔😂

How can you be battling relegation and at the same time fighting for a European spot? Yesterday, Sevilla's vital win took them 4 points clear of the relegation zone as well as 2 points within reach of a European spot. So tight in the league table below.

One decision thing that changed your life completely

The most powerful thing social media gave ordinary Nigerians is the ability to hold power accountable in real time. The most dangerous thing it gave the government is the ability to identify who is doing it

Discipline is the most attractive quality a person can have because it’s proof they can delay what they want now for what they actually need. That’s rare. And it shows in everything they do

What’s something you kept private that would have saved you years of pain if you had just said it out loud?

Is it possible to love your country and be completely honest about everything that is wrong with it at the same time?

What age did you learn that the people who talk about loyalty the loudest are usually the first ones to demonstrate they never had any?

@Owiggy_ Inside life

Inside life

@firstladyship Nigeria will be OK

What manner of LOVE is this? What manner of JOY? I see a Nelson Mandela-type figure. People genuinely love this man. They embrace & sing his name, as if he is the deliverer. They follow him everywhere, as if they are expecting some sort of miracle. In him? They see HOPE when the people have become increasingly hopeless. They see LIGHT, when dark clouds have enveloped the nation. He came along when elders of the land left the stage. It was time someone got back in the fight. They see in him a piety that could inspire a nation to act right. He is that son that every parent would want. When you meet him, you just know you’ve been touched by something greater than large. The belief in him is almost Messianic. The grace he carries is not ordinary. Wherever he goes, he creates a carnival-like atmosphere. This can only happen when a people has been through the wringer. People genuinely believe his sound; there is a ring to it. This is the story of victory, how underdogs can win. He enters the scene, & the atmosphere changes. Suddenly, people start to believe that they can actually win. He can inspire an army to battle. He creates a type of new feeling, new sound, new courage. The type of energy that “a people on their knees defeated would need!” They filter in & sort of remain in the air. This is fresh bread from Louisiana, a pork roast. It is tangible. You can feel it, you can smell & touch it. This is lobsters & corn on the cob. I see a nice steak. This is curry soup, chicken of course! Here is something fresh. Something oddly satisfying that reinvigorates our palates. I see greatness, a legend is born. His Rite of Passage is complete. My tears are running wild. They are there to protect & lubricate my eyes. This girl was born crying. I am one of the lucky ones. She is so glad she lived in your time. This is the memory of our forebears. Something truly essential, memorable, legendary. A New Nigeria is POssible. 😭😫✊

@ejykmykel1 N800 billion to secure a second term for a man whose first term hasn’t secured one meal a day for millions of Nigerians this is not corruption anymore, this is a business model.

Incase you’re wondering where the loans, subsidy removal revenue, FAAC ( VAT, Taxes etc) money is used for, this is the answer… APC administration is the most corruption administration in the history of Nigeria….. 800 billion 💔💔💔