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Rachel Eddy

@kingofeddything

Who made me King of Eddything?

Katılım Ekim 2008
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Rachel Eddy@kingofeddything·
Next time I’m pissed with my boyf I’m going to tell him the cocktail party is cancelled
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As soon as I figure out what hyaluronic acid is, it’s over for you bitches
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Starting a seminar to help straight boys find happiness. First lesson: accept that Tom Brady will always win.
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It’s the level of cold in my apartment where I’ve turned into FDR at my desk (blanket on lap)
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Unfortch we can’t yet solve global warming because all of the world’s best scientists have been commissioned to figure out how to put glass in the number 2 for the new year
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What if, all along, the honey pokey was what it’s all about?
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Using a bidet is like that carnival game where you shoot water guns at a target, but instead of getting a teddy bear, your prize is not using an entire roll of toilet paper
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Rachel Eddy@kingofeddything·
#BachelorInParadise has Beetlejuice rules: if the contestants say someone’s name three times, they will walk down the steps
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Are we gonna talk about Nicole Kidman’s accent in Nine Perfect Strangers, or?
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Is vocal fry a prerequisite for becoming a pilot?
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The Dodo@dodo·
This adorable little troublemaker leaves a trail of treats wherever he goes. ❤️ #ad
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Rachel Eddy@kingofeddything·
Life hack: if you need to go and can’t find a bathroom, ask the nearest UPS for for a Cologuard box #Sponsored
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Rachel Eddy@kingofeddything·
Never related more to the Gemini stereotypes as rn, post one year + of full social lockdown. This is your warning—buckle up for a weird SZN y’all!
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Rachel Eddy@kingofeddything·
Just confirmed: Olivia Rodrigo actually wrote “Sour” for every person who’s ever dated someone in a musical theatre conservatory program
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Marc Hofstatter
Marc Hofstatter@TheHofstatter·
@thetzechun I'm in for Jew-ish. Whoops, Google tells me it's already been done.
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