Howard Malkey-Mackay
234 posts
Howard Malkey-Mackay
@kingroach94
Part-time poet, full-time menace. Aspiring politician. 🏴/🇱🇺 I stand with Stanley Taylor-Miles. 32 🔄
Probably at a wine bar. Katılım Kasım 2025
17 Takip Edilen50 Takipçiler
Just stole a car and crashed it as hard as I could into a nearby wall. Everything is fucked #UncleBBL
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Hard question. Dad replaced the ketchup bottle with aardvark blood once and I cried about it for a week. I’ll go with none.
Food Pleaser@FoodPleaser
Would you add ketchup, mustard, or mayonnaise? 🤔
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I’m so nervous about this, but I’ve done worse. Guess it’s too late to back out now.
Howard Malkey-Mackay@kingroach94
If I ever reach 50 followers I should steal a car and crash into a wall. Or is that too much of a risqué move?
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My uncle spent all of our family’s money on him getting a BBL, the BBL then started to rot and we had to eat his BBL meat for dinner each week.
Food Hub@F0ODHub
What’s missing from this meal?
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I wish all of you a safe and Happy Memorial Day. I always have respect for the soldiers who go out and sacrifice their time, energy and lives for us. 🇺🇸🫡
@BarackObama
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Thought I had a stroke earlier but I just had a cold. Lots of health scares recently.
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I’ve never considered that burgers could be Asian, maybe I’m a bad person.
Food Lover@_FoodieX
Do onions belong on a burger?🍔
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I used to have to use meerkat blood as toothpaste when I was a kid, those weren’t good times.
moon⭑.ᐟ@cuteonlyvibes
what do these TWO colors remind u of?
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I hate it when my dad puts cigarettes out on my forehead.
lena@advice_ir2
i hate it when a boy is skinny
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A) Europe isn’t a country.
B) I’ve had a crush on my boss for the last 3 months, do I publicly announce this at work?
໊@buffys
europe is such an easy country to ragebait
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As a kid I’d love to hide deer brains inside the fruit and veg sections of stores. People’s reactions were always priceless.
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🚨 NEW: The UK has today recorded the hottest May day ever at 33.5C in Heathrow
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