Alex King

I actually think that my mom being the only person who likes my tweets is quite charming… so

Just found out BC stands for Before Christ and not Butt Chugging?? Mandela effect I guess!

What happens if you eat a cigarette. Chew it, swallow and digest. Anything? Could you get addicted?? It’s just paper and nicotine right? It wouldn’t taste good I’m sure… idk. Food for thought🤔 (Food for thots😜)

@seankymcg That’s the plot of home alone

Working out my traps and only my traps, as a bit

Yo @LAZoo if you wanna open up a human exhibit I’d be fully down to volunteer. Sounds like a chill gig

What happens if both people pull out nunchucks during a fight. Like I’ve never seen a nunchuck v nunchuck fight, only ever nunchuck v group

@ZProductionz But why? Like for what?

@kingstarama Using one right now dude

What happened to Mouse Pads? What was ever the point of mouse pads? Is your desk… bumpy??

Wizard Tinder but the profile pictures are like the talking paintings from Harry Potter

@foxygen17 “Scrimshaw Flanx”

If you have read recites on I am, respectfully, unimaginably intimidated by you

@foxygen17 Ironic since they don’t even remember that shit themselves

I think every boxer should get round per match where they can use a sword. Whichever round they’d like, but only one! Time it wisely.

When they gonna make real Pokémen? @Nintendo Gimmi the monsters I know you have em. I KNOW you have em!! Send me one of ur secret genetic lab experiments and I’ll delete this tweet, no one will be the wiser. I want mr mime. 🤡 I WANT Mr. Mime!🤤

@FortniteGame is just a Minecraft Hunger Games server but worse. I’m not wrong!

For as much as I daydream, I probably wouldn’t be a very good Jedi Them kyber crystals look too much like jolly ranchers🤤

@mckennerd Ma the movie? Ma the 2019 horror film?? Dating Pete Davidson?!

@ZProductionz 😲yooo, I just got back to North Hollywood, text me when ur in town!

@kingstarama Same. Heading out to LA on the 16th

Has there ever been a movie about a haunted furniture store?

@ZProductionz J chillin, urself?

@kingstarama How are you these days

@ZProductionz 🫡

@kingstarama Oooooooo thanks Alex