@stefan_mccauley Crazyy
I can do femoral cannulation with my eyes close lol (worked in a dialysis unit)
But I have never had the opportunity to do this
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@kinguyi__
God-chaser | Doctor | Doing life one day at a time
Katılım Nisan 2019
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Passed my final MB with a distinction in Surgery🥹
God is faithful 🥹🥹🥹
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You have to address the root cause
Boredom, loneliness, self-loathing, self-obsession, depression, and so on.
Deal with the root, and healing will follow.
BIG LEO 🦅@leodey4uu
No addiction is beating m@sturbation, you can’t just quit 😂
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I hate greedy people so much.
Immediately you mention "add charges" my business with you is over
You're unserious
iamlpt_forex@I_Am_LPT
I bought goods of #350,000 and as I was about to make transfer, this woman said I should add charges of #100. You know what I did? I dropped the goods and left Guess what happened next? I bought same goods somewhere else for 335k
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Women still make terrible choices at the cellular level, amazing discovery
All day Astronomy@forallcurious
🚨: A study in Sweden showed that the egg can ignore the 'ideal' sperm, even if it's the first one to arrive
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I don't even want to "spiritualise" things
But you sef check am.
You think say e dey normal??
KHAN'✨@khanofkhans11_
My guy once dated one babe. If 10 guys ask her out she will say yes to 9. And no she wasn’t doing it for money.
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You see that 20% that will experience genuine love ? Me I’m part of them o
Dr. Afo 🩺@Dr_Afo
80% of Nigerian men will never experience genuine love in their lifetime because you all are used to buying and paying for love.
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@PharmGolden Tell me the guideline you are using?
Because last time I check artemether-lumefantrine is safe in all trimesters.
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Be unapologetically selfish when choosing a partner.
I saw one of the sweetest things ever this week.
This lady opted for a CS because of the pain of vaginal examinations, and her husband, without any argument or attempt to convince her otherwise, paid for it immediately.
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Surgery
Paeds
Medicine
O N G.
Doing paeds first will mess with your mental health. Imagine cannulating a neonate when you're still learning cannulation.
Medicine and O/G last because you need to be fresh when you start PP.
PP is basically medicine and O n g.
Sage of the Six Paths@DrJohnAfam
The best order to do HJ Paeds Obs and Gyn Medicine Surgery
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@pinkcorgisrule @The_Big_Chifa_ Ozark has the slowest buildup known to man
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@The_Big_Chifa_ Also Ozark and The Pitt
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No slow buildup, from here you'll be hitting next after next.. a fucking masterpiece.
S∆IN✞ @The_Big_Chifa_
What series got you hooked after just one episode?
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Mazi Nathan@rukky_nate
How many States in Nigeria have you been to? mine: just 8 you?
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Reminded me of the day I followed someone to buy loperamide inside a pharmacy in ShopRite.
They told my guy 15k for a sachet, the idiot brought out his ATM card and wanted to pay, if you see the way I wiped his hand ehn😂
We went outside and bought in a near buy pharmacy for 700 naira.
Since that day I avoid anything shopRite.
Kreative Doctor ⚕️@the_grafixmedic
I went to the pharmacy to get a mosquito repellent. I asked the man the price, and he said 5k. I was like, “How??” Then he replied, “Shebi you’re speaking English, abi?” 😂 In the end, I bought it for 800.
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I'm a Canadian medical doctor currently displaced in Nigeria.
Bode@BodeAyo_
“Canadians are born all over the world. It just takes time for them to find their way home.” - Wayne Potoroka, former Mayor of Dawson City
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Paediatric anaesthesia is a lot of math.
For every case, you’re calculating, diluting, and drawing up 10+ drugs, all weight-based, all time-sensitive, zero margin for error.
At some point, it stopped feeling like skill and started feeling like drudgery.
So I built something more convenient.
A paediatric anaesthesia calculator that handles the formulas and simplifies the workflow, so I can focus on the patient, not the arithmetic.
Doctors shouldn’t just use tools. We should build them.
What do you think 💬?
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