the kippy show

Martha Stewart Calendar came in. Having dreams I'm getting killed by a different white man every night. Charli XCX still sucks.

@leaaxcx Subject A: Lana

sorry but charli is just the fucking best. you can't compete where you don't compare. this era is just insane the visuals, the song i’m amazed . she’s MOTHER

Sometimes I’ll have an incredibly profound emotional experience and immediately cheapen it by opening instagram

Me in the criterion closet: havent seen it Dont know what that is Havent seen it Havent seen it Too old Looks boring Havent seen it

If James Harden has no haters I'm dead James Harden count your days Fuck you James Harden

@katya_zamo Wow stealing Trixies spotlight with GI issues I see?

Hi friends, I’m back out of the hospital. I had to do an emergency abdominal surgery. There was a bowel obstruction in my small intestine. They had to decompress my stomach, flush out of intestines and remove and reattach a small part of my small and large intestine. I was in the hospital with an NG tube down my nose into stomach pumping fluid up and out of my body for 10 days without being able to eat or drink. It was absolute hell on earth. But the tube is gone, I am eating and drinking and am back at home. Thanks to the surgical team at Cedars Sinai especially Dr Matthew Bloom and Dr Sydney Caputo (sp?) and shoutout to Nurse Audrey for being a baller. Hallelujah. 🙏🌈 #pumpitup

One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

@wrongxside I do this every night with my edible

frances ha's apartment was lena dunham's apartment

Sometimes a guy is really hot until he opens his mouth and he's gay... and then he's even hotter!

Had a sex dream about Sydney Sweeney last night. I am not immune

I'm always embarrassed that i kinda like everything at urban outfitter

I. WANT. MY. PURPLE. GLITTER. EUPHORIA. BACK. #euphoria

When those dogs won't stop barking at the end of Fetch the Bolt Cutters

I'm a prophetic blocker. I just know.

Dropping a duce on a Sunday is healing. Release me

I did, actually.