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But I’m here bitch

Friends bday party changed address to Boyle heights warehouse where it’s like 95 degrees 👍 and the birthday theme is “twee vs. swag” so I’m gonna get sweaty in my vintage Peter Pan-collar cream blouse 😑

Everyone is calling her a mean friend or the girl with the fork greedy but IMO this sounded to me like how sisters/lifelong friends bicker. We don’t know their dynamic! Chill

Started yesterday. It’s okay!

Paul Simon please take Kyle Gordon on tour with you and please squash your beef with Art so I can see a reunion tour before one of you dies

I remember attending a church service (I was already stealth atheist at the time) where the pastor said “If Jesus wasn’t actually doing miracles, then he was a psychotic person or a liar” and in my head I was like well yeah

Wedding playlist is already 7 hours.

@ayofromthedead Following bookstagram influencers tbh

How do you guys get new book recommendations?

Every movie being a remake and every food being advertised as fiber and protein rich

Overslept through therapy appointment

I keep it 300 like the Romans

I like when he’s brooding and handsome but I think I prefer R. Patt when he’s a sniveling villain.

My family is gonna be so mad when I walk down the aisle to Stickwitu by The Pussycat Dolls

I would pick up a squirrel from LAX if we could smoke a blunt after

The odyssey not a movie for dog people

You’ve expressed explicitly your contempt for matrimony.

We’ll have a courthouse wedding but my dream wedding with unlimited budget would have a live band and an open bar.