I put the Oops in DevOps

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@Foneheneg @IhateTrenches @dim0kq @elonmusk @SpaceX Idk, Elon is getting to be pretty well known for backing out of deals. Not sure his credibility is worth more than the paper his contracts are written on at this point. I'm by no means a major player but I've backed my investments out of any company he's affiliated with.

@IhateTrenches @dim0kq @elonmusk @SpaceX Elon cannot back out of the relationship without losing credibility, which is surely as important as money

Very interesting statement from @elonmusk re Ukrainian StarLink and how damaging it is for @SpaceX economics. Being Ukrainian actually in the topic of StarLinks, I want to tell you some based facts re starlinks in Ukraine. 🧵

@igorbobic We need to call them what they really are. They're not protestors at this point, they're terrorists.

Protesters are on the third floor of the Senate, walking door to door, shouting “Where the fuck are they?” They’re in the gallery

Protesters have breached the Capitol. They’re outside the Senate chamber

@TLCplMax Trump Voters: But what about [enter any number of unsubstantiated claims against one of (Hillary, Bill, Obama, Soros, Freemasons, Illuminati, Aliens, Martians, Epstein, Maximillian Uriarte, Hillary, Emails, Pizza, etc)]

Trump Pushed CIA to Give Intelligence to Kremlin, While Taking No Action Against Russia Arming Taliban I’d ask a Trump voter to explain how this is okay with them, but they won’t. justsecurity.org/71279/trump-pu…

@Kenn_Spen @Lrihendry @realDonaldTrump Remember though that the small farms aren't the ones who got the bailouts, that's only for the big ones so they can buy the small ones. #cronyCapitalism

@Lrihendry @realDonaldTrump And then he enacted tariffs that severely hurt farmers, then tried to buy them with a bailout. Hopefully they will stand.....firmly against him

IF OUR FORMALLY TARGETED FARMERS NEED ADDITIONAL AID UNTIL SUCH TIME AS THE TRADE DEALS WITH CHINA, MEXICO, CANADA AND OTHERS FULLY KICK IN, THAT AID WILL BE PROVIDED BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, PAID FOR OUT OF THE MASSIVE TARIFF MONEY COMING INTO THE USA!

@ToddJAwesome @realDonaldTrump For real. It's like he forgot that HIS people looked at the transcript and said "yep, this is the best possible way we can frame this" and it's still that bad....

The only people that don’t like my conversation with the new Ukrainian President are those that heard Rep. Adam Schiff read a made up and totally fraudulent statement to the House and public, words that I did not say but that he fabricated (& admitted to this fabrication). Sick!

@nixcraft @nixcraft is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

sudo retweet --please

@BcBeanney @Collider But just bullying out your competition is the American way!

@Collider Instead of trying to block the competition from competing with you, maybe try to do better. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Steven Spielberg will reportedly propose a rule change deeming Netflix films ineligible at the Oscars at an upcoming Academy board meeting. bit.ly/2EqOLe5

@TLCplMax #GIBill

Book learning is for pussies am I right 🙄

@DazyPetalPickin @realDonaldTrump Trumps Razor: For every Trump tweet there is an equal and opposite tweet already out there.

I will be doing a major rally for Senator Ted Cruz in October. I’m picking the biggest stadium in Texas we can find. As you know, Ted has my complete and total Endorsement. His opponent is a disaster for Texas - weak on Second Amendment, Crime, Borders, Military, and Vets!

@amazinmikey @realDonaldTrump GOP: Gaslight, Obstruct, Project.

Put pressure on the Democrats to end the horrible law that separates children from there parents once they cross the Border into the U.S. Catch and Release, Lottery and Chain must also go with it and we MUST continue building the WALL! DEMOCRATS ARE PROTECTING MS-13 THUGS.

@pa_advocate98 @DaraZaneScully @ShaunKing Facts have a liberal bias.

@DaraZaneScully @ShaunKing Yep typical Liberal comment....thx for reaffirming that

@stephbjork @luckiihorseshoe @J_M_Plunk @ludditeblogger @MrDanZak @roxyloveslucy Who needs evidence when you have opinions?!?!?

@MoonPie @elleduncan @Wendys So wholesome.

This image is a TCP/IP Joke. This tweet is a UDP joke. I don't care if you get it.

#ROC #softwareEngineering meetup on QA and testing. The QA Analysts have a bingo card on things developers say...

I want to take a moment of remembrance for the apostrophes and other punctuation that get lost so tweets come in below 140 characters.