Kirriosity killed the cat

Cannot believe people praise these stupid celebs.

Really hope we stay faaaaar clear of VdV. Dont need another injury prone passenger, especially for the price being quoted.

Looooool. Chelsea GK literally just dropped down to call a team meeting 🤣🤣🤣 fucking hell. Bunch of shit.

Every other player EXCEPT MANCHESTER UNITED player was not given a red card for hair pulling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yasis but Struijk is very kak footballer.

50 reasons why Bruno is the Premier League PFA POTS no debate (No. 47 is crazy)👇🏼 1. 18 assists and on track to equal/beat the record 2. Bruno Fernandes has won the most MOTM awards in the Premier League this season (18), followed by Rayan Cherki with 10 3. Played more than 50% of games Utd's deepest midfielder and still has 18 assists 4. Everyone expected #MUFC to finish 8th or below this season—he is a huge reason why they are third 5. Bruno Fernandes could be on about 25 assists already if United were more clinical 6. MOTM performances vs Man City, Liverpool and Chelsea 7. His biggest contender Rice did not step up and influence those big games like Bruno did 8. Bruno played deeper than Rice at the start of the season and his numbers still trump his 9. Gabriel, Rice, Saliba all class but no standout at Arsenal—fans split between which of the three deserve it 10. Bruno Fernandes is just the best individual player in the league 11. It is Premier League Player of the Season, so Man Utd not being in Europe has no impact on this 12. Despite being forced to play DM for half of the season and playing fewer games than other top players, Bruno is in the top 1% for the following stats: goal involvements 13. Top 1% assists 14. Top 1% chances created 15. Top 1% progressive passes 16. Declan Rice has 7 MOTM awards this season—less than half of Bruno 17. Most assists in the top five leagues: Bruno and Olise (18), and look at the way people speak about Olise 18. Bruno is the only player to create 100+ chances this season 19. Bruno’s assists have contributed to over 30% of Man Utd's goals this season—for context, KDB’s 20 assists only contributed to 19% of City's goals that season 20. That Bruno dummy on Calvin Bassey 21. That Bruno free kick vs Bournemouth 22. That Bruno assist vs Chelsea is something few players could do 23. In games where Man Utd were shocking (Newcastle away), Bruno was the only player who showed up trying to make things happen out of nowhere 24. His defensive work rate is insane 25. Arsenal may bottle the league and have not played great since the turn of the year 26. Olise’s 18 assists only contributed to 17% of Bayern's goals, while Bruno’s 18 assists = 31% of United’s goals—if Bruno had better attackers he would be on way higher numbers 27. Bruno's influence on Man Utd is higher than that of any player in the league 28. Bruno's vision, technical ability and passing range are clear of Rice 29. If Bruno was English, it would not even be a debate 30. Other 10s are struggling in the league as it is way more compact this season—Xavi, Wirtz, Palmer, Foden, Odegaard and Eze failing to have the same impact vs low blocks that Bruno does 31. Both KDB and Henry won POTS after reaching 20 assists, so if Bruno reaches 20 assists he has to 32. The league is lacking quality in the final third, and Bruno is clearly the best player in the league 33. Bruno is first in the league for xA 34. If you exclude set-pieces for Bruno Fernandes but include them for everybody else, he still has the most chances created in the Premier League this season (71) 35. 26 G+A in 30 PL games while playing almost 60% of the season in a double pivot is absolutely mental 36. Some games Bruno Fernandes drops back into CB when chasing games to pick up the ball and make things happen from deep 37. Every pass and good bit of work Man Utd does goes through Bruno 90% of the time 38. Bruno’s biggest competitor in Rice statistically does not top any charts like Bruno does 39. No midfielder in Premier League history has more Player of the Month awards than Bruno Fernandes (6) 40. No player other than Bruno has ever created 6+ chances in four successive appearances in the competition (he did that this season) 41. That Bruno performance vs Aston Villa 42. Bruno controls the tempo of Man Utd games 43. No Arsenal player has even won Player of the Month this season 44. Bruno has won POTM awards, Rice, Saliba and Gabriel have not this season 45. Bruno has created nearly double the amount of chances as anyone else in the league 46. KDB managed 23 goal contributions in total in 21/22 and won the PFA Player of the Year award—Bruno is already on 26 and has played deeper 47. No player has created 5+ chances in more than three games this season, Bruno has done it in 14 games 48. That Bruno pass to Cunha vs Aston Villa 49. Insane set-piece deliveries 50. Most key passes per 90 in the league

How the fuck is that not a red by Gabriel??? @FA_PGMOL you are a fucking disgrace!!!! Its a FARCE!!

Nah that is absolutely diabolical. No fucking ways man.

No thanks. Not an important profile at all. We can afford to pass him up.

What a disgusting human.

bikini is essentially underwear. The only reason women accepted it easily is because it allows them to sexualize themselves in public, which has always been something they wanted. That’s why it didn’t take long for them to embrace it. If they wore that same bikini at home, they would likely shut the door, yet they gladly wear it outside for everyone to see. I still cannot understand their logic. Makes zero sense to me.

If you speak casual fans who don’t watch enough football games, their opinion would match with Matt. Many people who don’t watch enough games think United get majority of the decisions in their favor. This narrative cannot be farther from the truth. I watch all the United games. There are so many decisions that go against us on a consistent basis. I also watch many more PL games. Other big clubs get subjective decisions in their favor all the time. If you really want to make an opinion on this topic, watch more football games. This would be my suggestion to people like Matt.

Can definitely believe this.

It’s very interesting that Arteta’s crowding and bullying of goalkeepers during corners got a lot more attention than Guardiola’s rotational tactical/cynical fouls to gain advantage over the years. Said this many times. It’s not fault of Arteta or Pep. Both stretching the game to the limit to gain maximum advantage. It’s up to the referee to give yellow cards for every tactical foul. It’s also the job of the referee to give foul or even yellow cards for every push/pull on the goalkeeper. It’s up to @FA_PGMOL to protect the game. It’s not up to Arteta or Pep. They are willing to play dirty tactics to win games for their teams. I repeat, it’s not their fault.

Lol people will shift goal posts big time to slander this man. Crazy.

That Valverde hat trick was so good. My word.

@GNev2 fuck right off. Dont change your tune now. You wrote him off after 3 games but continued to make excuses for Wirtz. Sky's very own Malr Goldbridge

As footballer, Djed Spence is a terrible one. Straight up pace. Thats it.

Always 2 sides right?

Arsenal fans gave themselves this attention lets be honest.