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@croftmouse Oh hey! Hope you're well :)

Idk if anyone still reads this but hello I am alive, come find me on the place that is like this but nicer

I found @Mofette and @wombat37 over there, but this place is way too confusing to navigate these days so if you also went into the clear blue yonder then let me know. I'm heading back.

@TLB73 yes not bad thanks, enjoying some sunshine atm... You?

@TLB73 That's right, pile on the guilt why don't you ;p

Twitter sent me an email to say happy 6th twitterversary and now I feel guiltily neglectful.

@labeet Hello! Just logged in for the first time in eons and saw this so here is a belated reply ;) I'm good thanks, how are you?

Why do recruitment agencies let you upload your cv, and then make you fill in pages of forms with all the information that is ON YOUR CV?

@lillias4 I did thanks to my earplugs ;) I wouldn't have gone in with her, but she's a bit small to be in there alone - needed a piggyback!

@TheFlossieTP Sleep! Night ;) x

@TheFlossieTP It is quite good fun actually. I always fancied being a batty old cat-woman with a blue rinse, wearing purple and scaring kids

@TheFlossieTP *rereads* Estonia?! Have fun!

@TheFlossieTP You can't be old, reckon you've got another 40 years before you can wander round asking everyone "Do you know how OLD I am?"

@TheFlossieTP Not me? SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M WEARING EARPLUGS. This must be what it's like to be old! ;p

I may have to keep these in permanently. It's very peaceful.

@TheFlossieTP Sorry, did you say something?

I can't imagine anything more terrifying than being in government. Imagine if your idiot opinion on Syria had actual human consequences.

Whoever invented earplugs deserves a knighthood.

The very excited almost 12yo stood next to me would disagree. The only saving grace is that it's Selena Gomez inside and not 1D...