Kissy

Not exuding happiness on social media is part of my charm

I thought, what if hauntings and possessions are aliens that can't exist in the same way humans do, and then I cried.

You can’t hurt me, I swam in Lake Ontario

Canadians be like it’s better than snow

Hate is our common interest

I told my kids they probably look like orphans going anywhere without me today

I’m not your mom

Desensitized to the existence of aliens.

i'm like if a person wasn't

Live. Laugh. Let it linger

watching the lord of the rings trilogy out of chronological order

It’s AI

*opens fb people arguing over tipping *closes fb

i wish curiosity would kill more things

I’d rather be asleep

@LowBudgetMofo Fuckers

@kissywild82 July fuckin, probably

Why is everyone born in April?!

Hearing the neighbourhood toddler yelling "fuck you say, fuck you say" over and over gives me hope for future generations

Not alive, not dead, but a secret third thing.

I have to pay in loonies & toonies🇨🇦

Saving push notifications for marriage