college possible

@kurtisconner This will not disappoint

can y’all send me weird/bad movies for me to make a video about please 😇

Wouldn't it be crazy if halfway through CONTAGION Matt Damon went to a bar

We need to make certain that everybody in our country who needs to go to a doctor can get health care they need regardless of their income. In this crisis we must empower Medicare to cover all medical bills during this emergency.

Debate drinking rule #9: drink every time Biden references ebola

@5thYear @UTBarstool ...

They found the next James Bond @UTBarstool twitter.com/5thYear/status…

Angela

When you try to get a cute solo pic and get outshined yet again by the background

They always say yee haw, they never ask haw yee

Today there was a spider in my bathroom, I made a deal with the little homie that I’d let him do his thing if gave me space, I just found the little dude crawling next to my pillow, this is why trust issues exist

Why did I (self proclaimed Jonah hill fanatic) just find out that there are theories of multiple versions of Jonah running amuck in this world??? Thank you @alimancinelli... rt to save a life.. except I’m private so you can’t rt... but tell your friends

Upset - Shrek Weak - Shrek 2 Lonely - Kung Fu Panda Sinned - Shrek 2 again Worried - Shrek the Third Anxious - Shrek Forever After Unhappy - Shrek 2 In danger - Shrek in the Swamp Karaoke Dance Party Depressed - Shrek 2 Lack of Faith - Shrek 2 Need Courage -Fuck it, Shrek 2

y’all ever yeet a y’all and skeet that yeeyee right into an eskitit yes m’am

Queen Elizabeth Hoping She Dies Before Having To Knight Any DJs trib.al/obnQbxH #RoyalWedding

If you didn't just have a 35 minute debate about the difference between a thriller and a horror then what are you doing at 6:35 on a Friday ????

"Well the good thing about Texas is they have so many guns... for the zombie apocalypse" - emma in her first hour here

If you're not juuling on a bird are you even in a frat ???

Amanda: *play sweet disposition "This is a classic of our generation" as she gently headbops the the side OKAY

Cutting a line is a sin, maybe the deadliest, Idk just guessing