Surviving on a diet of RAW, SmackDown, and @wrestlemepod. Love your casts, you two KILL me.
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Knittin' Kitten
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Knittin' Kitten
@kittyleclaw
Sometimes, I hiss... Usually, I meow.
Canada Katılım Ağustos 2010
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@kittyleclaw @LeBonGurl Methinks she loves me. I do very well with donkeys, squirrels, and dead people. 🤗
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After a long absence, I reintroduce to you my best friend in the land, Ms. Martha the Marvelous!
As you may recall, Martha and I appear to share a telepathic link. Either that or she somehow understands the word “nod” despite never being trained. Watch as Martha nods on command and does so emphatically after I tell her to do just that! Most college freshmen would struggle to define the word “emphatically,” so Martha is a Ph.D compared to them!
#donkey #donkeys #Animal #AnimalWefare #pets #friend #friends #apple #apples #Texas #Martha
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@kittyleclaw @LeBonGurl She does! She trots and towards me and brays from a quarter mile away when she sees me.
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@RMachman @LeBonGurl She's a beauty. Does she let you pet her?
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@kittyleclaw @LeBonGurl Of course, but Martha is my mutant daughter.
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Skeeters are really trying to ruin this lovely, steamy summer night for me; devils are actually biting my ass through the patio chair! Damn my delicious blood!
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@kittyleclaw Bad pun incoming…
I’m part boy, part kangaroo. I’m a “roo-boi.”
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A few feisty #ITC spirit box replies:
Q: “Can you tell me how many spirits are with me?”
A: “We don’t know. I don’t know!”
Q: “Can you tell me your name?”
A: “Do you question the address I…that I’ve given?”
A: “Stop; guys don’t help!”
#paranormal #supernatural #spiritual #spirituality #ghost #ghosts #ghostbusters #EVP #haunted #SanAntonio #texas #occult #medium #mediumship #spirits #stars #goth Good Tuesday
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@RMachman I would have demanded she have her stomach pumped.
Waitress that served Married Guy and I suggested, "just one bill?" I responded that she invoice us separately before she had the inference entirely out of her mouth. Take nothing from no one, and also no prisoners.
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@kittyleclaw The last woman I dated (over four years ago) said, “I think what you really need is a friend” moments after she received the $80 steak I paid for. Never again, say I!
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I went out on a date yesterday; was having a really great time until I learned that he was married. Not separated, married. Present tense, full stop.
This seems to be a continuing trend for me, and also the reason I only allow myself to go on dates once every 5 years or so 😮💨
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@kittyleclaw When I pass statues of Jesus, they cry tears of blood.
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