alii~ (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ

genuinely how it feels getting your friends to play games with you

@bigenderanged if you don't lick that off the ground

i dropped my fucking cart

@FreeRosedark maybe controversial but using u instead of you in a "comeback" reply makes your argument feel so unserious

Why do they all talk like this

@Brieyonce men are so damn fat and greedy bro

Ain’t no “some”

@realwethebest tbf it's a good concept

Bro saw an insta post stealing their own art for ai slop and still pressed like

Schrödinger's girl (request!) When you are simultaneously a girl and not a girl, but only hypothetically and whilst it is unobserved

sometimes when you stumble through the valley of the shadow of death you temporarily find refuge in an ugly man. But you’re supposed to leave him there

@4path3t1c_4ng3l "i can't risk following someone whose a proshipper 🥺🥺" like it's gonna make their phone explode and burn their house down im dead

We all got the one mutual that's just a warm hole when she's high

smoking weed when you're a beautiful girl must feel so good like damn i'm so fuckin high and beautiful

#weedtwt #stonertwt

Emo girls kissing and Pierce The Veil xp 2/28/2008

tops fucking their bottom’s sloppy little cunt so good that they’re just frantically nodding and dumbly repeating each degrading word coming their way like yeah daddy I’m a filthy little slut mhm yeah

[flirting] if you put your hand on my throat you can watch my brain kick several gears down like a prey animal that knows it's done running

ngl some feminists sorta have bad theory of mind for women yea, i wish women could be more militant but theyre not so i accept the avg conditions for most women and focus on the feasible ideals like since most women want sex, i want more women having good sex that serves them

@pagetxmariska i love it i miss her 🥹🥹

@kittymonbun very appropriate I think?

want to impress older women? literally just put in a little effort to make them feel special cos they ain’t used to that (stan twt editing skills coming in clutch)