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This is what I would imagine being over 30 at a gay club feels like

They should make Grindr but for like come over and makeout for 10 minutes and then leave

“i just took ten shots” = scary, concerning, are you okay? “i just have two beautiful delicious long island iced teas” = graceful, sophisticated, congratulations

Ah. So THIS was the VIP that caused my plane to circle for 20 minutes instead of landing yesterday. FUCK YOU!

can’t believe this is how I found out, blessed

In retrospect, maybe we should have seen this coming.

Maybe it’s bc I’m from KY, but people clock you as what they think you are. If me (mixed) and my cousin (black) walked down the street, people would clock us as 2 light skinned people. Twitter is weird.

Someone asked me what was left of the Crosley Field "neighborhood". The yellow shaded buildings were still there as of 2024. #Reds

I should call him

@TexasMyHeart @buckets_of_baby @Acyn Girl 1. This screenshot is about COVID. 2. Even if it was about Measles where does it say that has anything to do with a US outbreak. Do you think illegal Haitians are regular Disneyland tourists??? Lmaooooo

@buckets_of_baby @Acyn One of many sites of information that even Google knows to be true 🤡

RFK JR on Measles Outbreaks: It is not unusual. There are measles outbreaks every year.

Using Jamaican Patois is going platinum in my group chats - calling it now

My uncle called me from prison to tell me how proud he was & he’s been watching. Got the whole cell block picking their fav Queen. Cant tell me drag don’t bring joy & light in the darkest places 💕

Tea

u just have to become stronger im sorry

@ryx3of_ It’s gettin stickyyyyyyy

I pre a lot