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@P_Kallioniemi @elonmusk 679 ❤️‍🩹 attempts; 1 retweet. x.com/kiwethon/statu…

@foxes_in_love Get well sooner!

Everything is fine, but we'll be out for a few weeks as I recover from surgery!

@GoodFellaBoiBoi @TheRealThelmaJ1 2.2kg of ribeye is a lot of meat.

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Serious question, is the US meat? Is there a way to know it is? Labels?

I still can't afford shit at the grocery store.

@ZG3II Grounds for a police criminal charge for the stupid fan.

You weapons would petition and protest outside House of Commons if a Palace fan did this to Robertson.

@Acyn Why not Licensed ICE? Lice rolls off the tongue easier And is more descriptive.

The President signals his desire to change the name of Immigration and Customs Enforcement to NICE so the media will have to refer to ICE agents as NICE agents… not sure wtf I just wrote but whatever

@SpaghettiKozak Idiocracy is here 🙀 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy

Yes, actually a lot of Americans apparently don't know how to read and it's a growing problem. I'd switch to a picture based sign, possibly with a strobe light flashing.

@OnTheShelfWHL AgentVinai doing doubleagenty things.

Well done Everton for official complaint about the blatant handball on Saturday. We just let them go , & get silly statements by clowns like Dermot the robot & apologies weeks later. Expect another one for the tackle on Bissouma .They’re either useless or bent, or both 🚮

@FrameworkPuter How much of a Framework can I get for a unused XPS?

Every time we engage with an influencer on X dot com, Dell sends them an XPS. Anyone want a free Dell XPS?

@In_Otter_News2 Stop barking up my wrong tree! - Steve

Steve, stop committing tree shenanigans!

@szyexcl @xAlexTHFC Something in the training regime must be encouraging all the ACL injuries at this point.

@xAlexTHFC it’s become very bizarre. they don’t go near the treatment room, a large number of them (this season) think it’s cursed.

absolutely gutted. just as he was beginning to find his feet under an astute manager.

@LibrarianFella Not me, I wear grey.

This cat may or may not be Ukrainian. This cat may or may not be a Fella. This cat may or may not be a member of #NafoCatsDivison.

@jessterw_ The cardboard fits not; the cardboard shall fit.

he is killing the redemptor dreadnought because he is a heretic

@SpursStand Can we trade Bayern Connor for Paulinha?

Look away Palhinha haters: Spurs PL Midfielder statistics this season: Most goals: Palhinha (4) Most tackles: Palhinha (98) Most duels won: Palhinha (164) Highest avg rating: Palhinha (7.00)

@davina_thfc The only way is up.

teams we have beat in 2026: • Frankfurt • Dortmund • Atletico Madrid • Wolves

@IcarFaem @dieworkwear Subject permanence is usually not associated with such people.

@dieworkwear The one thing we’ve learnt from social media is that people like him will be very quick to apologise. Any day now…

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@StrsssTeme @dieworkwear ?? Buttoning the lower right on a DB is culturally acceptable, isn't it?

@dieworkwear (I hope Derek doesn’t skewer me for the buttoned bottom button. I just prefer it that way.)

A key thing to understand about my account is that I don't share the common disdain for the elderly. On the contrary, I think older men (and women) often dress quite beautifully. Thus, saying something is associated with older people is not a negative for me.

@NLAHamilton The next game is always the biggest; the past is but history to be savoured, or hated.

Question for Spurs fans? Looking at the bigger picture and the club’s long-term future, are the next five games starting with the one against Wolverhampton Wanderers more important than winning last year’s Europa League final?

@AndrewPerpetua Maybe he thinks it works like a healing potion🧪?

I dunno if the fire extinguisher can help this time, my dude.

@414magyarbirds That won't buff out.

Double check-up on the Novokuybyshevsk refinery (Rosneft) on April 18 + 23 pushed this worm oil pour–house into a Schrödinger state: like the Tuapse terminal, the site now exists in several states at once – on paper it’s there, in reality it burned down on the job. A sensitive punch to russia’s fuel and energy complex – millions of tons of fuel effectively sealed off for an undefined period. *Courtesy visits to the Novokuybyshevsk petrochemical site on April 18 + 23 were carried out by Birds of the 1st Separate Center of the USF and the 9th Battalion “Kairos,” 414th Separate Brigade “Magyar’s Birds,” together with other deep strike units of Ukraine’s Defense Forces. OSINT analysts from the Telegram channel Dnipro Osint Harbuz published before/after satellite imagery: t.me/DniproOfficial… To be continued… Follow USF results live: USF online scoreboard “PIDRAKHUIKA” sbs-group.army MAGYAR 🇺🇦 24.04.26

@fuckyouiquit Their sad when their ai girlfriends ghost them, when those servers are finally shut off, will be the purest form of schadenfreunde.

Employability is the last fucking concern here. Raising a generation of socially inept egomaniacs where the concept of no doesn't exist seems pretty bad all on its own.

@starship_41 @astro_reid With astronauts, you can never tell how far they will go to get a bit of peace and quiet on a beach 🏖️, from the rest of humanity.

@astro_reid are you sure that isn't a beach on Erid?

Been waiting for this moment. There is a lot in my head that I must process and very little has to do with leaving the planet. Today is my first step. I have never in my life felt peace like this.