Another Singaporean.

@welandfab You need that official title like yesterday.

A certain University wanted to produce roof tiles,bricks and pavers from sand mixed with plastic, they approached me and I locally fabricated for them this hydraulic press machine. In short I’m a professor

@GrossMacer @Kieni_vic Queue?

@Kieni_vic If you want a snack or drink before you continue with your shopping, the best thing is to pay for that one item and then eat it or drink while you do the rest of your shopping with the receipt in your pocket of what you're eating.

Kuna msee niliona anaenda supermarket anakulia crisps huko ndani akifanya shopping alafu akimaliza anaenda kwa cashier kuscan hiyo paper ndiyo alipe. Do you know you can be arrested for that

@CyberRanger_NNN It's wrong to assume that people are just complaining. This is an isolated case.

Guys who say SHA doesn't work are not very sincere. Recently, my folk accrued a bill of KES 500K. SHA came through-they made my brothers and sisters contribute money, something they never did before. Hapa nje watu huficha pesa!

@KaberiaCommoner Mnachukia peace 😁😁

Eric Latiff: How will you address the water shortage menace in the city? Babu: I will build two more dams. And this will be done through the cooperation agreement with the national government. Eric Latiff: That is what Governor Sakaja Johnson did and increased additional 140m litres of waters to residents through the Northern Collector Tunnel project. Remember, it was through the cooperation agreement signed with the National Government that you said it was illegal. Babu: That cooperation is illegal, balderdash, and immature. Eric latiff: But you have just said that you intend to build two more dams through the same cooperation with the national government. Babu: Latiff, do you know I have 5 degrees and 6 diplomas. A woman who leaves a man with a vision for a man with a television will soon watch a man with a vision in her husband's television.

@JUSTINKE68 @iQwatson Not George Bush the son.

@iQwatson Leaders are born with leadership capabilities but the environment they grow in will determine their fate. Nature vs nurture.

Barbara Bush married a CIA director She turned him into a Vice President. Ronald Reagan turned him into President. She gave birth to two sons Turned one into Governor of Texas And his father turned him into president just like him She turned the other son into Governor of Florida and made it look easy Almost became president himself until Trump happened Her father in law was United States Senator and when she married into the family she understood the assignment 16-year old Margaret Kenyatta married Kamau Ngengi and outshined Wahu and the Mzungu into making Jomo Kenyatta Against all odds, she raised an unlikely future president by taking the little boy to presidential functions to learn the ropes from daddy Old man drops dead and boy sinks into the bottle She aligns with Moi and urged him to mentor the wayward lad Leaders are made Generational curses are inherited Enda ukakasirikie na huko Mimi sio wenu

@kilundeezy Buy land elsewhere.

An uncle in kisii turns a road into a shamba so that his nephew cannot transport construction materials to build for his parents!!

@hudumaManda 600 each. Uligongwa

Jirani ameniuzia hawa wawili na 1500 and the deal was too good hadi nikajishuku. Big broh alibuy wengine from a different place away from home wa white in colour na 7k. How?

@MuzeyaAnderson @ivymuthe That is where the problem is.

@kizwaf @ivymuthe I don't think these ones even went for that counselling!!

Drama erupted at a wedding when the bride demanded that the groom take an HIV test live on camera before the ceremony could proceed.According to reports, the groom calmly responded that he had already taken the test privately the previous day and showed a photo of the results as proof. The unexpected request created significant tension at the venue, leaving guests stunned, and quickly sparked intense online debate about trust, transparency, and how couples should handle such sensitive matters.

@_MissVivie Treats hata skin rashes. Very good Sodium bicarbonate absorbs bad odour.

@kizwaf What does it help with?

Once visited this guy I was dating and he used to add salt in bathing water. What's the essence?

@RealNate08 Biochemistry, Medicine pale Chiromo wako wengi sana.

Wahindi wakimaliza high school hua wanaenda wapi!!?. Sijawai ona any indian campus

@MuzeyaAnderson @ivymuthe Premarital counselling failed.

@ivymuthe Huyu dem akona mambo!! Why did she demand the HIV test before everything happened? The man proposed, she kept quiet, dowry was paid, she kept quiet. The wedding was planned and begun, hapo ndipo anataka kuleta mambo mengine just to embarrass her husband? Ama? Unacceptable! 😠

@ivymuthe Aging.

What's happening to the son of Jomo Kenyatta Muhoho

@gray_tattiana @z_etila @KeEquityBank Once a mistake is done, that is it. Laminated documents can equally be used

@z_etila @KeEquityBank You should never laminate certificates to start with.

So today I walked to @KeEquityBank Kilimani branch to open a Junior Savings account. Ticketed to Teller 11, met a young but FAT man who gave me 2 booklets to fill for account opening. After all that que and patience of upto an HOUR, this guy tells me that the birth certificate of child is not original. NO! I said —it’s ORIGINAL. It was just laminated. This guy didn’t listen to me bwana. Where do you want me to get an Original one because it’s the government that issued this one. Then he calls colleague and tells her with lower voice that “this guy was to open a junior savings account but I’m lost how to do it and the child’s certificate looks not Original” I immediately picked my documents and left —DISAPPOINTED. How the hell did this fat guy get there. UNFAT first.💔

@KyaloIntel What is your point?

Bob Collymore with his wealth, money, social status, education level, not to forget his handsomeness, married a lady with two kids. Wewe hapo na boxer moja, unaishi single room Pipeline ama Thika road, no shillings kwa account, huna sura, hata nyumbani huna NYUMBA, you are busy posting on Twitter how you cannot marry a lady with a kid/s. A broke man always has a broke mind.... Its only a fool and a broke man that talks bad about single mums.

@FrankThebrand @ivymuthe You seem privileged boss.

@ivymuthe They're not greedy ! QUALITY EDUCATION DOESN'T COME CHEAP ,If you're feeling the cost is too steep Kindly enroll your child in A day school where everything is free 😉, Leave alone the parents who value education to take their children there .

Greedy elite schools like Alliance Girls have drastically increased fees for Grade 10 students, raising them from KSh 51,000 to KSh 121,000 per year. Parents struggling to meet the new fees are reportedly being advised to transfer their children to day schools .As a result, many students across the country have failed to report back to school this term. The government has remained conspicuously silent, largely because it is no longer providing adequate capitation to these institutions. Instead, it continues to publicly quote the old KSh 51,000 figure, creating a false impression that secondary education remains affordable — especially for parents who don’t yet have children in Form 4/Grade 10.This mirrors the same deceptive approach used during the rollout of the new education funding model. In reality, rogue principals are quietly charging whatever they want, while the poor bear the heaviest burden. At KSh 120,000 per year — before adding transport, shopping, uniforms, and other expenses — a parent must set aside at least KSh 15,000 every month for three years just to keep one child in school. Even middle-income government employees such as TSC teachers and police officers with more than one child in secondary school are finding it extremely difficult. The situation is far worse for the millions of unemployed Kenyans.Meanwhile, some principals continue to amass wealth, while their own children enjoy lavish lifestyles funded by these exorbitant fees. Ordinary parents, on the other hand, are barely surviving, watching helplessly as their children’s futures hang in the balance.

@ivymuthe It should be 2k.

I'm a bit concerned and confused about this. In our level 5 government hospitals, MRI and CT scan machines were purchased entirely with taxpayers’ money. They are housed in public buildings that were also built with tax revenue, and the staff who operate them are government employees paid from the same taxes. So why do patients still have to pay KSh 7,000 to access these services? It feels like working hard to build your own house, only to be charged rent to live in it.

@WashiraX @AmbokoJH Welcome to the world of ethics. No one cares to cite the source, quite unfortunate.

Over the weekend, I logged into LinkedIn. All of a sudden, my timeline was full of my own content. Word for word. Stolen and posted by others. With zero credits. So I started calling out the thieves. As I am doing this, Julians Amboko noticed. @AmbokoJH But what caught my attention was his comment. He said: He has marked every single person stealing his content. They are all CPAs. That made me curious. So I went back. Reaudited my own content thieves. They were all CPAs. Some even very senior. Honest talk. - What is the problem with CPAs? - Where is ethics? - Why can’t you read, understand, then create your own authentic content? What is the problem?

@tii_bag You're under arrest 😁😁

My phone died while I was at work and I didn't carry my charger so I asked to use my coworker's phone. I called my girlfriend and her 10 year old daughter picked up “Hey pretty where is your mom?” She said. “Mom is upstairs with Uncle Sam in her bedroom.” I said. “You don’t have an uncle Sam." Confused I told her “Hey, do me a favor. Go up stairs and tell your mom that I'm home and in the drive way.” About 10 minutess pass and she comes back to the phone. “Done” she said. I said. “Ok, and what did mom do?” “Well, she was suprised and rushed downstairs and tripped and fell and now she isn’t moving.” She replied. “Ok…” I said. “And Uncle Sam? What did he do?” I asked. “Well, I saw him get up and run to the window with his clothes and jump out and he barely missed the pool, he isn’t moving either.” She said. I hung up having learnt two things: We lost 2 people and we don't have a pool which means I dialed the wrong number, I'll have to be careful next time

@wambokermasai @pksalasya What did the mother do?

@pksalasya My mp grow up,why traumatise this child future in the name of public attention. Anyway PK Omurwe kwaruma

To the mothers of my children, regardless of the outcome of any DNA test, I remain committed to supporting and caring for the children, as my dedication to their well-being is unwavering. I also encourage fellow fathers who may face challenging DNA results not to withdraw their support. Providing care and guidance to a child is a meaningful responsibility and a privilege, particularly where there is mutual respect and cooperation with the mother.