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@willystaley shaddup

Why does the subway go to Manhattan? Why doesn’t it go directly from Prospect Lefferts Gardens to East Williamsburg instead? Some day we’ll figure it out.

getting called jennifer every time i email any school faculty klipy.com/gifs/playing-p…

@LJJM__ Wolves won that series because they are leading the playoffs in paint points because Denver’s defense sucks and the have no real rim protector. And their next matchup is literally one of the best rim protectors ever. lol

What happens when the wolves win game 1 in San Antonio lol

@WiNaLlDaY123xD @Lormike_24 @LJJM__ And how many minutes will that be exactly

@Lormike_24 @LJJM__ They played the Trail Blazers....... the Timberwolves will actually win minutes even without ant while Wemby is on the bench lol.

Regret

@vyvyvvyvyvyv @bbjkap the jig is up i guess

@kl0rzo @bbjkap Me when I’m a self hating racist white:

this got it done tbh

@DanielLurie defund the sfpd and increase the muni budget by 10x lil bro

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whats funny is that spurs v wolves will be pure, communist hoops, but okc vs lakers is going to be an absolutely disgusting, borderline fascist display of “basketball”

110 year old Turkish grandma shares her secret to long life: "Never forget to pick up the blood rock in nightmare of mensis"

@8000yuri911s @doeheartd are you safe

Is larks tongues in aspics the best prog album ever?

Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

i dont think people really understand how good the bassline is on All I do

@santcruz20 @butchswagapino i didnt even mention lebron

@kl0rzo @butchswagapino he was a ball hog dawg, lebron is an all time playmaker not jordan lmao

what ur NBA goat says about you: bron: fair enough jordan: fair enough if ur an oldhead (if ur gen z ur larping pls stop) kareem: holy fucking dinosaur kobe: u have juicewrld and x on repeat and u scare women. stop dickriding wilt: hitler alert bird: superhitler alert

@santcruz20 @butchswagapino if you think mj wasn't an elite playmaker but someone like steph curry is then you have selective interpretations. jordans scoring gravity (while not as great as steph) opened up endless opportunities for his teammates and he was a capable enough passer to capitalize on that

@kl0rzo @butchswagapino jordan being elite at rebounding and playmaking 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

@santcruz20 @butchswagapino name who was better

@santcruz20 @butchswagapino oh you mean defense and rebounding and playmaking which he was also the best in position at and one of the first guys to consistently average 25+/5+/5+

@kl0rzo @butchswagapino scoring not the only aspect of the game

@tonyannett true also street cars instead of 3 lanes of traffic on either side of this. park experience would suck and be noisy as fuck otherwise

A good first step. Now fully pedestrianize Times Square and Fifth Avenue from 42nd to 59th St. The city belongs to pedestrians, not vehicular traffic.