klaatu

i saw a guy doing coke for getting 700 followers and even tho i dont got that much money ill do black tar heroin for 200 followers

iam fucking dying in this heat im having a fucking heatastroke hae,lp me

How your niece looks when she asks you to take some pictures of her for instagram right after your wife left to get starbucks for the third time this morning.

i hate instagram reels humor

when ur venting but he just wanna crack

who down to call!

do this if you see it (if you want) born: 🇸🇪 raised: 🇳🇱 mom: 🇸🇪 dad:🇳🇱 last name: dox speak : 🇳🇱🇸🇪🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇸🇫🇷🇫🇮🇳🇴🇩🇰 (most of these are mediocre though since i became retarded) visited: 🇳🇱🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇸🇫🇷🇸🇪🇺🇸 🇷🇺🇨🇳🇦🇹🇰🇷🇦🇷🇧🇷

@b4nnystrid_ just dust after the fire burns

the rage has worn off im just sad now

@b4nnystrid_ can i feel sumn else 👀

you will feel my wrath.

@b4nnystrid_ whyy whyyy

im not tweeting about doorhandle anymore they pmo

@MaelosMaelos159 i deadass will watch like 15 minutes before wanting to goon

I wonder if people would watch me play touhou 10 if I streamed it. Sounds like a fun game to stream and I would be more motivated to train.

@MaelosMaelos159 SHUT UP

@klaatuus I might get a jacket its a lil freezy

I didn't even know it was hot because I stay inside all the time and my house is a fresh 26°C right now. I don't even need to turn on the AC (ragebaiting)

@keepitcassiie they're locked in you need 50k to be skinny or else you're going to be fat forever

its not even 9am yet so tell me why my oomf has 35k steps already???😭😭

@cutetards yuno miles

whats an artist yall look up to

@Tazziethepig are you indian, you kinda cute 👀

#oksurelol why do i look like that ugly greasy ass bitch im such a nasty fucking mess if anyone tells me im ugly on my strawpage ill blow my brains out bro im deadass gonna lose followers over this x.com/Tazziethepig/s…

@squeakangel yeah it is it rlly js depends on what ur buying

is aliexpress reliable ? i see a lot of reviews about things not being shipped / shipped really late and im nervous (╥﹏╥)

@br0k3nang3l_404 uhh be in a relationship w me

how do i get bruises

@b4nnystrid_ aren't you already fat

my dad js told me to stop being depressed because depression makes you fat