King Laff

I will bring @boilerroomtv to Cairo, keeping this for future use.

humanity saw this and decided to work 12 hours a day

Tears, long live Barca man.

the older i get the more i realise happiness is quiet mornings, a clean space, early nights, a safe home and people who don’t drain my energy.

Probably the worst thing you could say to someone

he’s real af for that

the worst feeling on planet earth btw

AN EGYPTIAN AHMED IN NXT LETS FUCKING GO

@Animals_1977 @mnhguy7001 @ManMilk2 Hello goat album

@mnhguy7001 @ManMilk2 This made me understand the original one

When he died eight days ago, his face was everywhere. Every platform carried his photo. Everyone had something to say. The timelines were heavy with grief. For two days, it felt as though the whole country paused. But eight days later, the noise has faded. His name is no longer on people’s lips. His image has been swept aside like dust in harmattan wind. Life has continued, as it always does. Only his family still sits with the real weight of it. Only they feel the ache that does not trend and does not expire. Are we meant to mourn forever? But there is something sobering about how quickly the world moves on when a person dies. It reminds you that applause is brief, attention is fleeting, and the crowd does not stay long. So laugh while your lungs are strong enough to carry it. Cry when you must. Love deeply and allow yourself to be loved in return. Travel if you can. Eat good food. Sit with friends and merry. Forgive quickly. Carry no hatred in your chest; it is too heavy for such a short journey. Do that thing you have been postponing. Stop telling yourself “one day.” Help someone. Share what you have. Give, even if it is small. All we truly have is now. The present hour. Make every second, minute, and hour count. Live your best life.

Tigers being the real kings of the jungle but never getting the title cause lions have a blonde blow out will never sit right with me smh

Honestly I feel bad for those who didn’t see him back then. It’s really not the same when you see clips of him or even if you’d watch back all his games. That feeling when you saw this live is unlike anything you can imagine.

The race wars this game started on this app...disgusting

@316simsim @FCBarcelona I was watching yesterday's game in awe of this guy's speed, coverage, clearing, taking smart defensive decisions

@klaffwav @FCBarcelona He can’t be at Fulham at his age forever

He’s ready for the step up. This is a performance of the elite

@316simsim Get Calvin Bassey to Barcelona man, what a unit

Real men

Watching Morocco vs Nigeria has been a breath of fresh air after that haramball travesty

Bro got slapped left and right and totally lost composure 💀😭

Remember Houseparty?