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@MaiZuKitchen One thing I leant about zim. Politics ukanzwa wanzi come and report ku police ibva watorova pasi

Biti got 1 night, Madzibaba is still in prison... We are not the same

@VMusinachirevo Kkkkk kungotaura wo not comparing but help is coming 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kliff_M Stop comparing though admittedly Rutendo is spitting undisputed and undiluted factual truths kikikiki

Rutendo ndavona agwisanisa vanhu ve Opposition pano.

@HillaryMusarurw We could have local fabric isiri retso

Zimbabweans are just amazing. They see people rocking a traditional fabric design from another country like a keffiyeh or kente and they go "wow!!!" But if they see you in a retso design they say wakaromba. You embrace designs from other countries but shun your own.

👤 9 seasons, 433 games 🌟 373 G/A ⚽ 255 goals 🅰️ 118 assiss 🏆 Premier League x2 🏆 Carabao Cup x2 🏆 FA Cup 🏆 Community Shield 🏆 Champions League 🏆 UEFA Super Cup 🏆 Club World Cup 🎖️ Premier League Golden Boot x4 🎖️ PFA Player of the Year x3 🎖️ FWA Footballer of the Year x3 🎖️ Premier League Player of the Season x2 🎖️ Premier League Playmaker of the Season x2 🎖️ FIFA Puskás Award

@FabrizioRomano What an illustrious career.... Lagend✊✊

🚨💣 BREAKING: Mo Salah has decided to LEAVE LIVERPOOL in June, at the end of the current season.

BREAKING: Liverpool have confirmed that Mo Salah will leave the club at the end of the season 🚨

@matigary Our council is useles

Kwachu kwachu! These traffic lights were knocked down last year near the Master of the High Court’s complex. If you go there now, it still looks exactly like this. No one cares.

@Ziyapapa1 @innocentmaruza7 @edmnangagwa Ma audit reports aripo shows profound loots hapatbodiwe imwe audit ku kudiwa enforcement

@innocentmaruza7 @edmnangagwa Sapatina Sapatina.That looting spree is ending soon.We need to hire a high powered audit team from a reputable local firm to do a comprehensive audit for period from Chiadzwa to date.even if it costs us a billion our recovery may be 10 times more.These thieves must go

Sepetina $500k +Landcruser Civil servants $150 + BOND NOTES. the worst president Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 😤has ever had @edmnangagwa End.

@gilbert_ga94083 @NNyashaYessur @MusekiwaThemba Kwadhama kunenge kune ma saga emari

@NNyashaYessur @MusekiwaThemba Uyu anonzi Dhama & ChillSport vanogaro taurwa pese panotaurwa zvemaDrugs. Kunyeperwa here or they have protection??

Malloti fires back at MP and says "I'm just a drug addict but the drug suppliers are top government officials and nothing happens to them" She say there is a top supplier in Mbare who is also an MP and Minister

@NNyashaYessur Chavanoda I 2 more tears only

@TendayiZinyama Haaa zero mhani

Cabinet approved the review of selected and time‑bound fuel taxes to contain inflationary pressures and safeguard consumer welfare, and considered increasing ethanol blending of petrol from the current E5 to E20 level to reduce the pump price of petrol.Appropriate refinements of the options are underway, and the necessary fuel price adjustments will be communicated in due course.

@matinyarare Famba

𝗪𝗛𝗬 𝗛𝗔𝗦 𝗥𝗨𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗗 𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗦? Hi my brother Godfrey, Rutendo hasn't changed sides. I still believe in telling the good Zimbabwe story and promoting the nation BUT: 1. I don't believe in telling the good story for leaders that want to force a constitutional amendment that gives the President a term extension through parliamentary majority, without a referendum. 2. I don't want an underpaid, incompetent, and self-serving parliament like the one we have in Zimbabwe, picking our President based on who bribes the 200 MPs with more money, because then what happens in future when we as a nation don’t want a rich President (future President, not this one) who bribes parliament and only enriches himself and his allies, to continue governing? 3. I don’t want to give a term extension to a President who allows our state apparatus to be used to beat, imprison, and burn the property of those who disagree with him, risking the country being put under new sanctions or being invaded by the West. 4. For over seven years I told the good story about this administration, I fought sanctions, defended Zimbabweans working in South Africa from being deported so that they continue remitting foreign currency back home, and they [the administration] benefited immensely from my work because I believed in their vision and the nation. Despite all this good work, they did not appreciate me and instead they rewarded other people for the outcomes of my work. So, am I bitter? No, I'm not because I followed a vision that I believed. However, I now disagree with the new vision of extending the term of the President without referendum, for the reasons I give above. As a result, I've stopped telling this new story because it’s not a good story, and I am openly giving reasons why I can’t support a term extension for this President, without referendum, as a warning of the dangers inherent in this new vision. Some say that me no-longer telling their good story and being more critical is me selling out. No! It’s me choosing to stop telling the story of a vision/plan that I don’t believe in. Let’s just remind each other that I was never paid to tell the good story in the first place, but I believed in their vision hence I supported it. However, now, I don’t believe in the new direction hence I have chosen to stop telling that story that I don’t believe in, and to give reasons why I don’t believe in it.

@Jamwanda2 Ma tax eku zimbabwe is madness

I HAVE A ASK: How does borehole tax improve water supply to residents? What is the link between taxing a hole I have bored alone because of gasping municipal tapes, and my having uninterrupted flow of water the morning after? More so when the levying institution has nothing to do with water body-building or water supply???

𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗪𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗢𝗡 𝗥𝗢𝗔𝗗𝗦? Yesterday, I was threatened for having insulted the President by saying that his performance in office has been mediocre for us to grant him a term extension. But how would you rate the President if: 1. Under Robert Mugabe, in his first 20 years in office, he built 9,000 km of new paved roads from the 10,000 km left by Ian Smith. 2. Currently, President Mnangagwa has, in the last 9 years, paved and rebuilt 80% of the existing 584 km of the Harare–Beitbridge road, and it is still not finished. 3. He has also been refurbishing and extending 45 km of the Mazowe Road. I would say that the 45km are entirely new. 4. He has also built about 90 km of road in and around Mount Hampden and has been refurbishing about 300 km in cities and Victoria Falls road. 5. This means that, in 9 years, the President has refurbished and built about 1,200 km (6.3%) of roads out of the 19,000 km of paved roads in Zimbabwe, which are in desperate disrepair. 6. The money required to fix all Zimbabwean roads, at an average of about $1 million per kilometre, is approximately $17.4 billion. Where will it come from? Is the President’s performance on roads and raising money to fix them: excellent, good, average, bad, or poor? How many more roads can he fix between now and 2030 at the current pace of 130km per year and the perpetual electioneering for 2030 that has stopped all real work? Tomorrow we will look at healthcare, water, sanitation, electricity and other indicators.

@matinyarare Comrade with this view garai murikudhuze ne boarder havadi truth to power

Dear men, A lazy woman will always get free food.. shelter and even clothing... But a lazy man never gets even a hug... With this being said the life of an average girl is not as difficult compared to that of a man... Please never feel pressured to please any lazy woman... If she can't respect your capacity dump her!!!

@ReserveBankZIM @HeraldZimbabwe @NewsDayZimbabwe @FingazLive @FinxZim @Zimindependent @ZBCNewsonline Command trust kana isingatenge fuel haisi mari...

Our teams are going strong on the final push of BiG5ZiG education and awareness campaign, addressing questions & concerns nationwide. Read on why ZiG is yet to pay for essential services such as fuel and passports👇🏾 #ZveduZvazoita! Yakanaka, Yakasimba, Inotenga! #YithiLabaSesifikile! Inhle, Iqinile, Iyathenga!

@humba_2307 🤣🤣🤣

@kliff_M 🙂‍↕️

I need a man in my life now🥹, ndane 2 weeks ndichitadza kuisa chipikiri kuti ndiise dart board rangu. I bought a hammer yesterday 😭🙌🏾